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Aahh, in my school theres mainly Christians and about five Muslims.

I kinda stopped going down my grandmothers on Sundays so my younger brother can't take the pleasure in being a vile little git all day.

is your grandmother secretly all these girls you are telling us about? all of them?

A.M.U - Diamond

the funny thing is i usually am not a massive fan of the whole sort of arrhythmic chiptune heavy drum and bass kind of thing but this really grows on me C:

"I'm gonna do heaps of revision during the week off!"
it is now saturday and i've done next to nothing with a higher english prelim (mock w/e) on monday followed by higher admin on tuesday, then biology on wednesday and maths on thursday.

I can't knuckle down and focus at all :/

story of my life :C

^Flattered~

What type of oil? :C

well basically anything tends to work it seems

i mean personally i used to use a mix of castor oil and extra virgin olive oil with a few drops of tea tree but this tends to be a bit hard to get off so i'm going to experiment with grapeseed oil and sweet almond oil soon

it stems from the whole OCM (Oil Cleansing Method) thing that i do sometimes when i can be bothered

essentially you just massage it into your whole face for a good few minutes and afterwards you wipe it off with a warm damp towel, google it for some more info on how to do it.

yes i know this sounds like a disaster waiting to happen rub oil on your face and have huge spots come up but no it works on the principle that like dissolves like and helps regulate oil on the face by combining with the oil which is then wiped off with the towel and your skin doesn't freak out too much

as opposed to emulsifying the natural sebum like most conventional facewashes do which are essentially water-based detergents so your face afterwards is all like "good god where the hell did all that sebum go PRODUCE MORE" and you end up fighting a war with your skin

i mean don't get me wrong i still wash my face with an amount of soap cos but i do try to do the oil thing whenever possible

but yeah to finally get to the point

since face makeup can be oil based or non-polar this OCM thing tends to work pretty well in getting it off again with the whole like dissolves like thing

so i dunno if you have any sunflower seed oil or olive oil in the house give it a try???

I let some of the girls put makeup on me today, and now I can't get it off.

BOO I need makeup remover.

it probably suits you is why it isn't coming off ¦)

srsly though oil works quite well if you happen to be a follower of the OCM i guess

Yesterday I started to dream when I was going to sleep, but I knew I was dreaming because in my dream I was in the exact same position but with my phone in my hand. Which I put down.

I tried to wake up from it but I couldn't move my body. It went completely stiff and I got kinda scared.

sleep paralysis

if you keep yourself mildly intact throughout that and don't panic usually it resolves itself to the beginning of a dream and hey ho you've WILDed into a lucid dream

i seem to have skipped the whole thing about MUST HAVE dA VIEWS (and also this whole youtube subscribers thing)

i don't understand why everyone goes so incredibly insane over them and i've never seen the point

sure it's a bonus if people like what i draw/write/make videos of and it's absolutely lovely but i'm not going to throw a fit because no-one likes my picture of matt bellamy or some random fire mecha or video of the south korean olympics and kittens set to polish death metal

i mean sure you can create amazing creatures called pokemon  //shiny eyes and Chariots Of Fire starts to play in background

but like sparkledogs are like ggggggg especially when it gets into the "OC DO NOT STEAL" "MOST UNIQUE SPARKLEDOG EVER" and it's like grrrrrrrrrrr stop this you're one step away from being sonic recolour people and having arguments because X sparkledog is going out with Y sparkledog

Just had spag bol again, and I still have enough bolognaise left over to have it with pasta tomorrow   making mince spread over 3 meals is a new achievement for me~

dhfdufhisdhfuidsfuf

spagetthi bolognese will never stop being amazing not in my lifetime anyway

Why oh why oh why is tumblr full of these "reblog if you hate child abuse/animal abuse/cancer" things?... I mean, come on, bloody... cancer! 
I don't know how many people look at that and go, hell no, i love cancer and the abuse of various things 
except for the funny people of course trolol 
 
Okay, the "reblog if you support xxyy" things, fine, whatever shakes your boat, because even though most people do seem to agree on things, there is a divide and hence the possibility that you might differ slightly or maybe you want to show that you care about "issues". I don't care. Whatever. 
 
But... cancer! 
Do the people who made the "if you hate" whatsits actually think, God, I want to make it absolutely clear that I am against this disease, because if I don't tell anyone then people will think that I think it's great? 
i wouldn't think so but apparently it's true judging by how often I see it. Though the "i'm against child abuse" one seems particularly popular right now. 
Bonus points if these come with a "if you don't reblog this then unfollow me" thing 
 
I don't know 
what else would i expect 
people, eh? eh? 
can't beat em 
or their children   

the piousness of this "if you don't obnoxiously show your agreement as aggressively as i do then you should be made to feel like a terrible human being" just gets on my wick most of the time its like a) preaching to the choir and b) we don't need no help feeling like terrible human beings gfffffff

i just wish so many of them weren't "do you hate children: ()Yes I hate children ()I am lying about not hating children" kinda loaded statements 

the "unfollow me now if..." ones are the funniest though it's like all sorta downtalk to a butler all "JEEVES YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME BY SPILLING THE CLOTTED CREAM ON MY LAP. UNFOLLOW ME NOW AND SEEK YOUR REPLACEMENT IMMEDIATELY" kind of stupid stuff and i'm like "ahahahahahaha what a bunch of losers" and probably unfollowed them like weeks ago dkjadkldhs

and mine is yaoi bukkake nice to meet you

do you want to meet my friend omotsu omorashi

i had to look up what sparkledogs were

good god internet why do you make me despair so

why would people even do that kind of thing siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

oh good god i love good food so much hfdhfdshfdskjka

fatty fo lyfe

well of course google would lie to you its real meaning is secret isn't it

No, what is frisking?

well just ask one of the girls you like if you can frisk her

its hard to explain but it's a kind of social activation phrase secret among the girls and if a guy says "can i frisk you" this is an accepted codeword for asking said guy out instantly

wringing your hands at the same time is what you're meant to do as well as showing all your top teeth

the only reason you haven't heard of this before is because its a girls only secret shhhhhhhhh boys don't look shhhhhhhhh

Sometimes people don't think of how the kid feels when they grow up and have to use their name in public and in school. They only name it something "cute" because at first, they're a baby and apparently some babies need obscure "cute" names to be coolio in the mommy's world.

"Hi my name is Apple"

Whoever has that as their first name, good luck..

yeah but you don't name yourself after the japanese word for lesbian erotica of all things

i just saw someone say 'hi my name is yuri'

ok who in their RIGHT MIND would claim that was their name/name their child that

probably think they're hxc or s/t but omg it's just embarrassing lol...

hi my name is shota doujinshi

we should have had an impromptu sheff meet or something all last minute jackets half on comb stuck in hair toothbrush in mouth

rrrrrrr 3 hours till work and still my tutorial work sits undone along with the rest of the stuff i needed to do why is it so hard to do anything

fyta level.

rip fyta ;_;

stuff about "i think i am in the top ten of deviantart" people

oh my god yes this

there are people who are excellent at drawing and should draw more (yes you if you're reading this i want more biro sketches on my desk by midnite tonite!!!!!)

but there are some real chasethehedgehog types out there who trace the same stuff over and over again and think they are the best thing since sliced bread and then the "i am 14!!!!! deal with it" or the even more confusing "i have aspergers so you can't say anything mean to me!!!!1" and i'm just like fdhjfsfkj why do i even go on deviantart any more

and when you politely suggest to them they should branch out a bit cos diversification in artistry is goodor they should study anatomy before going into manga drawing they fly into a rage and it's all "my style" (no hfdhf style is not a substitute for skill) and you're just jealous my work is good and then the white knight army comes and then fdhfjhdsh


it makes me feel like some complaining elitist idiot all "I AM THE AUTHORITY ON DRAWING!!!1" even though i barely draw much and i need to improve my skill a whole lot but humility and quiet confidence in ones art never really goes amiss tbh.

i mean, sure, they shouldn't be shooting the damn stuff to death before it's even off the page like i do with my stuff but oh my god

edit: good god i am so ranty and i hate it