Today I was leaving a shop where I was doing some christmas shopping. The lot is notoriously tough to get out of, because it's right in front of a merge onto a busy one-lane road. So I wait for a few minutes for an opening, only to realize it wasn't gonna come. So, I wated for all the cars to stop and then started to inch out in an attempt to at least start to get myself on the road.
Lady in front of me's passenger starts having a CONNIPTION that I'm coming close to her car. Like, I inch out, and then she moves her car forward, which is cool, it gives me more space to get onto the road, whatever. So I just get closer and closer to try to get onto the road and the passenger's face is bright red and she is literally screaming at me as I tried to make my way onto the road. She tried to close the gap (which was like a foot and I drive a sedan but it's not that small that I could squeeze in), and stepped on the gas, nearly rear-ending the car in front of her. I just laughed so hard, and when I finally pulled out behind her (although I wish I could have cut her off just to watch her freak some more), I made my way over to the lane next to her when the road suddenly split off so I could get looks at her still flipping out at me. She looked so mad! She seemed to be totally unaware that her windows were up, mine were up, and I was blasting music, so I couldn't hear her.
Man, if she rear ended the car in front of her I would have just died laughing. I see a lot of bad drivers but I think it's hilarious when people flip out on you when you're doing absolutely nothing wrong.