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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #570 on: November 08, 2009, 14:17 »
Granted, but I misheard and you now have a hermaphrodite Psyduck.

I wish I had a Focus Band.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #571 on: November 08, 2009, 14:45 »
You do but it's in your stomach.

I wish I had a real life mawile.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #572 on: November 08, 2009, 20:59 »
Granted, but you stole it from Victory Road, so now Mawile is no longer there, leaving you unable to catch one ingame.

I wish that the second coming of Jesus would arrive on my doorstop suddenly
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #573 on: November 09, 2009, 02:03 »
Actual Jesus arrive on your doorstep. Now the world slowly starts to end.

=D



I wish that I could meet Sierra Boggess.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #574 on: November 09, 2009, 02:05 »
Granted. But I don't know who that is, so a mountain appears instead.



I wish I had a pet mountain that would attack people when I told it to.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #575 on: November 09, 2009, 02:07 »
She is the lovely girl in my avatar.. and if you click the first link in my signature..

Fail.

Granted.. but since it turned out to be MY mountain that you gave me I sent a firing squad after you..


I wish that more people appreciated the little mermaid as much as i do..


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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #576 on: November 09, 2009, 04:11 »
Granted, but the paparazzi from her popularity kills her. Unfortunate.

I wish that life was easier.

Mew is, and always will be, a ninja.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #577 on: November 09, 2009, 10:26 »
Granted, but I misread and you life now becomes CHEESIER.


I wish I had a roll and bacon. Mmmmmm!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #578 on: November 09, 2009, 14:24 »
Granted. *rolls you in bacon and feeds you to dragons*

I wish this paint would dry faster.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #579 on: November 09, 2009, 15:42 »
Granted. It is fast drying paint but there is some on the handle of the brush, drying at super speed and sticking the brush to the wall and you to the brush. as you pull it away your skin tears and you gush blood all over your nicely painted walls. (You may or may not have bled out)

I wish I could type faster
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #580 on: November 09, 2009, 22:51 »
Granted but you type so fast your fingers break off.

I wish I had Bernard's Watch!

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« Reply #581 on: November 09, 2009, 22:59 »
Granted! But I didn't realise you were refering to the TV show so some muscley biker guy called Bernard hunts you down and does unspeakable things to you to get his watch back.

o.o;

... I wish MOP wasn't dead. =D

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #582 on: November 09, 2009, 23:04 »
Granted, I'm undead!

I wish I had a heart...

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #583 on: November 10, 2009, 00:37 »
granted LOL!



i wish i had a nugget
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #584 on: November 10, 2009, 00:47 »
Granted. You have a chicken nugget. And a seagull eats it. ):

I wish I could draw things into life.

"i hope you get niall bursting out of a tower cake singing "happy birthday mr president" and he's wearing a "miss america 2013" sash while giving you a 3 hour lapdance"