Topic: first world problems

[The name master]

Just noticed how Combusken looks like a penis! Help.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Just noticed how Combusken looks like a penis! Help.

 Uhm... you should get that checked out by your GP

[The Hooded Trainer]

^Wait, you mean yours isnt all fluffy and orange??? And doesnt resemble a chicken at all???

...

Uh oh...

In other news, life is complicated, i dont know what im doing, and i probably need help but all of my friends are so very, very stupid.

[The name master]

^Wait, you mean yours isnt all fluffy and orange??? And doesnt resemble a chicken at all???

Remove the lower legs, arms and facial features and what are you left with?

I don't know if the story I'm writing has a too complex plot or too much is happening or both!

[The Hooded Trainer]

Remove the lower legs, arms and facial features and what are you left with?

Then youve got an orange shape that, according to bulbapedia, is almost three feet long.

Dude... congrats.

[The name master]

The world should know by now not to show me stuff like this!

Then youve got an orange shape that, according to bulbapedia, is almost three feet long.

Yes! A penis shape that is almost three feet long!

[SirBlaziken]

.....i'm amazing by the intelligence level on conversation that's on this topic.

I just found out that I could have iron deficiency anemia

[The name master]

Just noticed how Combusken looks like a penis! Help.

I just realised! I hope I'm not insulting SirBlaziken! 

[SirBlaziken]

Not really (combusken =/= blaziken), but you're quickly lowering the collective intelligence of the topic.

[The Hooded Trainer]

Ehh, how high was that to begin with?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 This quickly became a smutty episode of the Twilight Zone.

 Idk, lads, I'd say keep the willy jokes/talk to the PMs.

[not chloe]

So I decided not to go out tonight and stay in with my housemates who I haven't seen really much lately cos of my social life (which involves hanging out and drinking with people I'm only sort of friends with to make myself feel better about feeling like everyone else hates me) and when I announced that I was staying in they were all joking about how they were having loads of fun without me on the nights I haven't been there and pretending to be disappointed and stuff. There's just something about the way they said it though that makes me feel like they weren't really joking?

How long will it take for me to just find a group of friends who I love who don't just end up going off me. Why am I so insecure about friendships. All I want is friends in comfortable with, I don't even want a best friend I just want friends. Why is this so difficult??????

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

late to combusk-a-nut chat but

Just noticed how Combusken looks like a penis! Help.

its in-game cry sounds like a rly distorted "pe-niiiiis!!!"

[The name master]

Just noticed how Combusken looks like a penis! Help.

I just thought of something I couldn't say here. Or even hint at.

[sylar]

Yes! A penis shape that is almost three feet long!

almost as big as mine