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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #90 on: September 09, 2010, 00:55 »
Okay, sir, read back to me your list of ingredients for your daughter's cake?




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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #91 on: September 11, 2010, 13:31 »
Because of her alcohol addiction, what is 95% of Amy Winehouse's blood made of?

The answer is: Thames Valley Police.
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #92 on: September 11, 2010, 13:34 »
What's probably the only police section that are called 'thames valley'?

A pink Buffolon.
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #93 on: September 11, 2010, 15:13 »
What's pink and sounds cute?

Answer: Sex and drugs, hold the Rock N Roll
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #94 on: September 11, 2010, 18:25 »
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #95 on: September 11, 2010, 18:34 »
What would be the appropriate answer when someone yells 'I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!' ?

Answer: Mr T
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #96 on: September 11, 2010, 19:50 »
Question: Who brushes their teeth with paris hilton's hair?

Answer: flying elephant with an afro.

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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #97 on: September 12, 2010, 08:26 »
What's the only thing that can beat Robo-Bear and Cyber-Gorilla?

Answer: A mug of coffee <3
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RubyRobin: Would a morph with Grumpig be able to do his swag dancing?
MzLuluZ: BOOOOOOOOOOY, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SWAG DANCING YOU WANT!
RubyRobin: Yaaaaaay!!! I shall do Grumpigs swag dance aaaaaaaaaalll day xD
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So uhmmmm, you quote yourself huh?
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #98 on: September 14, 2010, 20:22 »
Question: What will you need to pour on my head in order to turn me into my ninja form?

Answer: A piece of cheese.
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #99 on: September 14, 2010, 20:59 »
What, when out of date and mouldy, still has a better singing career than Jedward?

Answer: Fanfiction
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RubyRobin: Would a morph with Grumpig be able to do his swag dancing?
MzLuluZ: BOOOOOOOOOOY, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SWAG DANCING YOU WANT!
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Quote from: The Entertainer
So uhmmmm, you quote yourself huh?
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #100 on: September 14, 2010, 21:05 »
Question: How can one rationalise a situation involving Harry Potter having a drug problem?

Answer: It was huge.
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #101 on: September 14, 2010, 21:06 »
What do most people say after seeing a whale?

Answer: Hippopotamus hamburger.
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #102 on: September 14, 2010, 22:45 »
What tastes good?

Answer: The anime.
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #103 on: September 14, 2010, 22:47 »
question your.

answer word to your mother.
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
« Reply #104 on: September 14, 2010, 23:47 »
What is the most popular wangsta saying other than foshizzle?

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