Topic: Send-A-Message Thread

[Turner]

Dear SAAS,

where's claire's goddamn money?

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear -,
I give up. I well and truly do. Because you know what? I know I'll fail each and every single time, and I know people are silently judging me for my own stupidity I know I could've prevented. Besides, I have more important things to worry about. Like that book I know I'll never finish before the holidays are up. Or that weekend course eating up all of my time. Or that I'm due back at a school that treats me like dirt soon. Or the sheer fact there is a severe lack in things I can do correctly.

Dear * section,
You're about as busy as a fridge store at the North Pole. I don't know why I got into you in the first place, and I frankly don't care. But, nobody even so much as spares a passing glance there, and it's going to be that way for ages if my predictions are correct. So, like I said, I quit. I have more important things to worry about.

[MOP]

Dear Gamefreak,
please include "kerb stomp" as a move in the next pokemon game. I want it for massive damage against pokemon inflicted with a status effect.
Please make me happy.
Love,
MOP

[ShiraBliss]

Dear MOP,

Your message makes me laugh, and I'm not sure that's a good thing xD

~ Me

[lk_01112]

Dear Grand Uncle I have never met,
Hey I know you are busy and everything (considering your job) but I needed to tell you something. Your sister-in-law, my grandmother has passed away. Considering you two were as close as real siblings and you treasured every bit of family (or so I was told) I am sorry to tell you this.
~ Your granddaughter?

Dear Grandma,
Can you please stop trying to take control of our lives. We can take care of ourselves okay. Everybody's fed up with your attitude, especially your pride and selfishness. Even when your brother passed away you still never forgave him nor went to his funeral. To boot that, the little girl (not so little anymore) you abandoned to your brother has already had enough of your attitude and does not want to be you punching bag anymore no matter how much you beg (see how you feel now). Now I see why my grandfather never had any children wit you.
~Sincerely, your (only in law) granddaughter

Dear grandmother I never knew,
I'm sorry that you had to leave your only daughter (or is she now?) because your family didn't approve of your affair with my grandfather. I wish, if you are still alive and out there, please I wish we would be able to meet face-to-face and I would finally know your name.
~Wondering, your granddaughter

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear scuba equipment I will use tomorrow and Sunday,
Please don't give out on me. I really don't feel like drowning in a lake meant for training people.

Dear weather,
Please make your bloody mind up. I don't want to bring a wooly hat and sunscreen.

Dear PADI,
Please make your mind up about the time we should e there. If it's nine, fine. Eight? Great. Just let me know for sure. So I'm not late/tired.

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Dear intolerance to alcohol.

I do not like you. I wish you to leave me. Unfortunately you have this habit of clinging to me like a bad smell. I wish this could be goodbye.

<3

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Dear intolerance to alcohol.

I do not like you. I wish you to leave me. Unfortunately you have this habit of clinging to me like a bad smell. I wish this could be goodbye.

<3

if its alcohol flush you are getting, a zantac/rantidine about an hour to half an hour beforehand can help cos it's a h2 blocker and stops the alcohol flush being so bad
if its just general lightweightism count yourself lucky ahahaha its cheaper

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Ahaha not even that. My chest goes really tight when I drink it.. may be allergic xD Ahh well.


On another note: Jonny please come pick up your tobacco before i smoke it just to spite you. That is all.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear people on my street,
Shut up you damn loudmouths.

[Kpyna]

dear teeth,

STOP HURTING ):

-liz

[Pandemonium]

Dear housemate,
Please come home already so I can get you to sort me out with that job! I do so need it, after all.

[Moon Chaser]

Dear complete and utter creativity block,

Go away I have Art work to catch up on, for Monday.

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Dear housemate,
Please come home already so I can get you to sort me out with that job! I do so need it, after all.

Dear Jasper, I would rather like the money you owe me, I need to pay bills ;;~


Dear world. Let me sleep. Please?

[Latias Tamer]

Dear bit of paper.

Please reveal yourself, as you contain important information. =p

Richard x

....ish very unorganised...