I'd say no.
...
Then come back and rob you a few months later. Literally. I would steal you.
And give you to the dragon.
Then invite QC and Jeff to watch what happens.
With popcorn.
*imagines you playing chess with the dragon, skipping through a meadow with the dragon and playing a nice game of Pop-up Pirate with the dragon in a fancy montage*
Happy times for all.