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Blissey
Blissey
Serenity
I chose this because i needed to choose between Chansey or Blissey, and since Blissey's best ability is Serene Grace, and that nicknames make your Pokemon's happiness level higher, I chose a silly nickname, because Serenity means calm and peace, that is the opposite of what Blissey causes.
Fri 14 Mar 2014 21:45:55 EDTby PixelError
The Name Rater says...
This nickname was nice, then you explained why you chose it. This nickname sucks.
Rated: Wed 10 Feb 2016 16:45:22 EST
Omastar
Omastar
Kracken
Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because he was too CHICKEN! Dang I am KRACKEN so many jokes. Haha I am so PUNY. ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ /█\ .Π.
Fri 14 Mar 2014 21:24:30 EDTby drysc
The Name Rater says...
You're horrible at jokes, spelling, and creating names. I think I just cracked my skull from hitting the desk too hard.
Rated: Wed 10 Feb 2016 16:45:22 EST
Aegislash
Aegislash
Eyelashes
You see, eyelashes are long, like a sword. Guess what? AEGISLASH IS A SWORD YA DUNCE!
Fri 14 Mar 2014 21:20:22 EDTby drysc
The Name Rater says...
That's the biggest stretch I've seen in my life, but +1 for not calling it Excalibur.
Rated: Wed 10 Feb 2016 16:45:22 EST
Alakazam
Alakazam
Spoonn
DO YO WORST
Fri 14 Mar 2014 21:16:28 EDTby zigzagzul
The Name Rater says...
i w;ould but this niuckname madwe me taek spoonns to my eyes and i can;t see very well now
Rated: Wed 10 Feb 2016 16:45:22 EST
Typhlosion
Typhlosion
Ignis Deus
Ignis Deus is latin for fire god and Typhlosion is pure fire type,also it previous form(quilava) is said to have non-flamable fur so it is virtually immune to fire attacks.So I find fitting to give the name IgnisDeus to a beast immune to fire.
Fri 14 Mar 2014 18:58:51 EDTby metaltitant
The Name Rater says...
tl;dr, 0/10
Rated: Wed 10 Feb 2016 16:45:22 EST
Braviary
Braviary
Murphy
Yeah I know I'm walking in front of the firing line here, but I couldn't think of anything better. Plus Murphy is a boss name, in my mind
Fri 07 Mar 2014 23:13:14 ESTby MangoSmoothieXL
The Name Rater says...
Anyone who uses the word "boss" as an adjective should be ground up and fed to dung beetles.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 16:03:00 EDT
Dragalge
Dragalge
Seaweed
Dragalge looks like it smokes WY TO MUCH! Look at its EYES! They look like bloodshot eyes!!! Also, it does uncontrollable stuff like sinking ships that are in its territory. Finally, just look at its body. Drugs can make you have strange eating habbits. Like eating less. That why I chose that name. (It's gonna get a bad rating probably.) Dragalge smokes seaWEED1
Fri 07 Mar 2014 19:41:49 ESTby TM87
The Name Rater says...
I take it you speak from experience? Recent experience judging by this tripe.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 16:03:00 EDT
Chansey
Chansey
Egg Beater
Chansey's sprite looks like it's hitting its egg, but it's actually really caring. Egg beaters are also a type of kitchen appliance
Fri 07 Mar 2014 16:18:50 ESTby Anttya
The Name Rater says...
So.. by your own logic, this doesn't make any sense?
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 16:03:00 EDT
Aegislash
Aegislash
Sir
I actually don't really know why. It came to my mind that when you become knighted, it is only the quenn who can do such a task. Aegislash is a Royal Sword Pokémon as well.
Fri 07 Mar 2014 16:18:42 ESTby Zereocross
The Name Rater says...
You say you don't know why, then explain why? Have you ever been tested for schizophrenia?
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 16:03:00 EDT
Latias
Latias
WingdGlory
In Pokemon Heroes, the people of Altomare City worshiped Latias and Latios as the Gods of the Sea. They thought that when they saw Latias, it was a savior of glory and it would bring prosperity for the city.
Fri 07 Mar 2014 08:39:37 ESTby enderslayer911
The Name Rater says...
Doesn't fit, crap nickname. Don't bother trying again.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 16:03:00 EDT
Cyndaquil
Cyndaquil
XPHLOSION
I think its good for when it evolves into Typhlosion
Thu 06 Mar 2014 19:56:52 ESTby EnderMaster77
The Name Rater says...
But useless right now?
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 16:03:00 EDT
Gengar
Gengar
NOT PIDGEY
Do you need an explanation? If you do, you are an IDIOT!
Thu 06 Mar 2014 18:04:39 ESTby DimentioKirby
The Name Rater says...
I'm not the one who forgot to turn Caps Lock off.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 16:03:00 EDT
Octillery
Octillery
Octavia
{♀} I personally think this sounds very feminine and aquatic and would suit Octillery well. Despite having a name related to a car and MLP, which I learned from the wonders of searching Google, what're your thoughts Mr. Name Rater?
Thu 06 Mar 2014 12:24:44 ESTby Lucario.
The Name Rater says...
I like it.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Octillery
Octillery
Octomus
Okay i'm pretty sure I know what you're thinking.. *COUGH* Optimus Prime! Although I don't really see any half decent attempts at nicknaming this pokemon. Hopefully this is a refreshing change, it could be worse.
Thu 06 Mar 2014 12:15:48 ESTby Lucario.
The Name Rater says...
Actually I was thinking how many more names I can plow through tonight if this is going to be the standard.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Absol
Absol
Abstruct
Hi! How're you Name Rater? I just happened to think of this name and since you're the guy to ask, what're your thoughts?
Thu 06 Mar 2014 12:06:27 ESTby Lucario.
The Name Rater says...
They're the ideas I have in my head.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Sudowoodo
Sudowoodo
Alan
I've seen a sudowoodo named steve before. You said you prefer Alan. Be careful how you rate this one.
Thu 06 Mar 2014 11:39:28 ESTby ROBzilla
The Name Rater says...
In truth I think I'd prefer Derek now.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Seviper
Seviper
Ekans
It's so clever. Read it backwards and it spells snake!
Thu 06 Mar 2014 11:24:44 ESTby ROBzilla
The Name Rater says...
No? Really? Did you hear World War II ended?
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Abomasnow
Abomasnow
HumblBumbl
Because, admit it, you were scared the first time you saw "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" as a kid too.
Thu 06 Mar 2014 05:06:50 ESTby Bek
The Name Rater says...
Not as scared as I am reading this.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Dragonite
Dragonite
Fafnir
Name of a dragon from Norse mythology. If it's a good enough name for the ancient Vikings, it's good enough for me.
Thu 06 Mar 2014 05:04:55 ESTby Bek
The Name Rater says...
Sounds too Scottish.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Espeon
Espeon
Mystic
Because Espeon has Mystic Powers!
Thu 06 Mar 2014 02:36:19 ESTby AuraGuardian
The Name Rater says...
If my desk wasn't a beautiful mahogany I would be banging my head on it right now.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Metagross
Metagross
Burden
Because Metagross is one of the heavier Pokémon around, and is difficult, or a burden to train from a Beldum. Burden is also a spell in a game I like. What's more, it's Pokedex entries say that when it hunts, it pins it's prey down with it's weight and eats it with a mouth on it's stomach. Owch.
Thu 06 Mar 2014 00:35:37 ESTby Hylianaura
The Name Rater says...
'Not terrible' is about the nicest thing I can say about it.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:57:46 EDT
Pikachu
Pikachu
Shocktop
The fact Shocktop is a beer dawned on me later...
Wed 05 Mar 2014 23:05:22 ESTby musicman
The Name Rater says...
Because you'd recently drunk a few?
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT
Nidoking
Nidoking
Elvis
There's only one King...
Wed 05 Mar 2014 23:02:55 ESTby musicman
The Name Rater says...
Wouldn't this make two?
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT
Piplup
Piplup
Pablo
It just seems to fit so well!
Wed 05 Mar 2014 21:40:24 ESTby tharvey96
The Name Rater says...
There is no doubt in my mind that this nickname is one of the reasons children in the world cry themselves to sleep at night.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT
Gengar
Gengar
Nightshade
I personally think Nightshade is a good name for gengar it has a large smile and it looks like it would hunt at night and be cause nightmares.
Wed 05 Mar 2014 20:45:10 ESTby samurottketchum
The Name Rater says...
Not only did you pick one of the oldest names in the book, you didn't even explain why.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT
Lapras
Lapras
Laplace
Named after Pierre-Simon Laplace, a (not very) well known mathematician who wrote many books on mathematical properties of the sea. Laplace also sounds quite similar to Lapras.
Wed 05 Mar 2014 20:25:59 ESTby Lord_North
The Name Rater says...
Laprat sent out Laplace the Lapras.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT
Gengar
Gengar
BIG BOY
A gift from a friend is the best of all, especially when the name is in all caps and quite the sight to see when on the battlefield. Sometimes people name Gengar stuff like " SPOOKY DLHJSFH K" something like that, nah son this is a BIG BOY.
Wed 05 Mar 2014 20:15:17 ESTby CORPORAL
The Name Rater says...
Ooh matron.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT
Pyroar
Pyroar
Nala
Well, in the first run of my Pokémon X I picked up a female Litleo, So I named her Nala, after the character in the Lion King Because that movie is one of my favourites.
Wed 05 Mar 2014 17:12:24 ESTby Flamescar
The Name Rater says...
Should be called Na-na. As in no-no.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT
Aegislash
Aegislash
Excalibur
Whenever I use this pokemon it seems to annoy people. Then i remembered Excalibur from Soul Eater. Since they are both swords with a mind of their own, I decided to name him after Excalibur. (I know in the actual stories Excalibur was nothing but an all-powerful sword, but I'm referring to a specific Excalibur)
Wed 05 Mar 2014 16:57:23 ESTby shadekid221
The Name Rater says...
I can see why they find it annoying.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT
Scyther
Scyther
Shrimp
Since Scyther is based on the mantis, I figured I'd expand on that and name it after the mantis shrimp, which is a species of shrimp known for their aggressive behavior, incredible attack speed, and sharp claws; all of which are traits you could attribute to Scyther. It's also a rather misleading name, making people think it's weak, then they only realize how wrong they are when it's too late.
Tue 04 Mar 2014 23:27:16 ESTby dragoncat
The Name Rater says...
Anybody who can look at Scyther and think it is weak is likely the sort of person who struggles to tie their own shoelaces anyway.
Rated: Fri 03 Jul 2015 15:53:08 EDT

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