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Porygon-Z
Porygon-Z
01011010
Since it's a computer program, why not give it a nickname in binary?
Tue 03 May 2016 04:11:18 UTCby Albalrogue
The Name Rater says...
Taste?
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Alakazam
Alakazam
Houdini
Alakazam is a chain pokemon that is a very old phrase as in Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam which is a magician phrase. So I chose Houdini who was a very famous magician.
Tue 03 May 2016 04:05:28 UTCby croakers02
The Name Rater says...
Not the fact it could escape through teleporting? Come on man, even you lot are better than this.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Pyroar
Pyroar
Prince
(Males Only.) This Pokemon reminded me of the lion king. Thus I named it Prince. Go on, send me to the gallows for my unoriginality...
Tue 03 May 2016 01:06:33 UTCby Sterling
The Name Rater says...
Sounds like you're already on your way, thanks for saving me the bother.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Samurott
Samurott
Orion
Orion, the name of a constellation- in Greek mythology, it is of the Hunter. I chose this name for my Samurott because it seemed fitting. I really have no related explanation for it, it's more of my own opinion than logic.
Tue 03 May 2016 00:57:51 UTCby Sterling
The Name Rater says...
You have no related explanation for it? Only that it seemed fitting..? Sweet Jesus, you're all out in force tonight aren't you. And I thought Halloween was months ago.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Aurorus
Aurorus
North
The Pokemon name "Aurorus" comes from the word Aurora. Auroras can be seen in Alaska, and the are also called the Northern Lights. That is where I got the name "North" from. Preferably for females, North fits the Pokemon perfectly. That's what I think at least.
Tue 03 May 2016 00:53:13 UTCby Sterling
The Name Rater says...
Didn't Kim Somebody name her cardigan this or something? That puts it straight on the blacklist.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Gallade
Gallade
Psythe
Psychic Scythe. Nuff said.
Tue 03 May 2016 00:13:04 UTCby Gallade1
The Name Rater says...
T'mutch said.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Rayquaza
Rayquaza
Galileo
Galileo Galilei, was an Italian astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, and mathematician who played a major role in the scientific revolution during the Renaissance. Plus it just rolls off the tongue.
Tue 03 May 2016 00:11:22 UTCby Gallade1
The Name Rater says...
I fell asleep reading your post, so anything you claim rolls off the tongue probably makes War and Peace look like a tweet.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Camerupt
Camerupt
Brad
when i first caught a numel, i had no idea what i was going to name it until i finally just came up with Brad. my mom called camerupt a 'yakmon' .-.
Mon 02 May 2016 23:46:48 UTCby smileytrashbag
The Name Rater says...
Random, thoughtless drivel. I mean what next? Marshall the Noivern?
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Noivern
Noivern
Marshall
I like to give my pokemon the most normal nicknames.
Mon 02 May 2016 23:41:50 UTCby smileytrashbag
The Name Rater says...
... oh, you went there.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Gogoat
Gogoat
G.O.A.T
I mean... he's the greatest of all time.
Mon 02 May 2016 23:38:27 UTCby Kpyna
The Name Rater says...
The missing letters are actually an instruction.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:26:37 UTC
Fearow
Fearow
Aint Falco
Happy Feet! Wombo Combo! That Aint Falco! That Aint Falco! Ohh! OHHHHH! OOOOOHHHHHH! WHERE YOU AT?! WHERE YOU AT?! WHERE YOU AT?!
Mon 02 May 2016 21:42:09 UTCby fireptile
The Name Rater says...
Did somebody lose their "special friend" they're not supposed to stray more than five feet away from?
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:18:52 UTC
Porygon
Porygon
Seizure
Porygon uses "Pokemon Shock"! It was super effective!! 700 Japanese kids fainted! You won! Probably going to hell for that joke...
Mon 02 May 2016 21:33:01 UTCby MrWereWolph
The Name Rater says...
You probably were anyway.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:18:52 UTC
Hitmonlee
Hitmonlee
Lee Sin
I play League of Legends and Lee Sin is one of the characters. His signature move is called Dragon Kick. Also HitmonLEE and LEE Sin both have lee in them.
Mon 02 May 2016 21:27:29 UTCby fireptile
The Name Rater says...
The Lee link is quite apt, giving a lot of b-lee-ping came out of my mouth when I read this dreadful waste of time.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:18:52 UTC
Ekans
Ekans
Snake
Because if you have OCD, the fact that they just spelled it backwards kinda will upset you.
Mon 02 May 2016 21:24:29 UTCby MrWereWolph
The Name Rater says...
I do have OCD, and the fact you spelt Ekans backwards has upset me.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:18:52 UTC
Doublade
Doublade
Kirito
Because why not, Two swords, badass character, who also kinda whines alot, Has its ups and downs so it works :)
Mon 02 May 2016 18:26:12 UTCby Infini269
The Name Rater says...
Sounds like Dorito. Ergo doesn't work.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:18:52 UTC
Charmander
Charmander
Name Rater
Because it is an Inhuman creature that roasts people. Plan on naming my Charmander this. Really enjoying the roasts so far, keep it up man.
Mon 02 May 2016 16:37:29 UTCby MrWereWolph
The Name Rater says...
Fan service is chargeable, go away.
Rated: Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:18:52 UTC
Whimsicott
Whimsicott
Ariel
Ariel is a mischievous spirit who appears in William Shakespeare's play The Tempest. The name Ariel is a play on the word "aerial". This name suits Whimsicott because according to its Pokédex entry "Like the wind, it can slip through any gap, no matter how small. They appear along with whirlwinds. These Pokémon sneak through gaps into houses and cause all sorts of mischief. They pull pranks, such as moving furniture and leaving balls of cotton in homes."
Sat 30 Apr 2016 14:58:18 UTCby aaditmshah
The Name Rater says...
Well thought out.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:44:31 UTC
Gyarados
Gyarados
Zimmerman
You can't flimflam the zimzam
Thu 28 Apr 2016 08:42:46 UTCby nololligaggin
The Name Rater says...
There's probably pills to help though.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:44:31 UTC
Jynx
Jynx
Flurry
A flurry is a light snowfall. It's just short and sweet.
Thu 28 Apr 2016 04:48:08 UTCby Makapy369
The Name Rater says...
If you can find a Scottish drink and call it McFlurry then approved.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:44:31 UTC
Pidgeot
Pidgeot
BIRD
Because bird is the word. All you dumbasses who name your birds "word" know you're saying word is the bird right?
Wed 27 Apr 2016 17:42:40 UTCby Spud Bucket
The Name Rater says...
You know you're saying bird is the bird right? Dumbass.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:44:31 UTC
Zapdos
Zapdos
Taco
Wanna turn your Nacho into a Taco? ;)
Wed 27 Apr 2016 17:33:33 UTCby Spud Bucket
The Name Rater says...
I'd like my 'h' back for a start.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:44:31 UTC
Charizard
Charizard
Inferno
Sounds cool to me. Bet 10 bucks it dosen't sound cool to you. (I just put you in a awkward position, didn't I?)
Wed 27 Apr 2016 13:32:23 UTCby Lazerbolt
The Name Rater says...
Well you bored me if that's what you meant.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:44:31 UTC
Squirtle
Squirtle
Charmander
Squirtle vs Charmander. Wartortle vs Chameleon. Blastoise vs Charizard
Wed 27 Apr 2016 10:53:34 UTCby Sudu
The Name Rater says...
This is precisely how Trump got elected.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:37:04 UTC
Typhlosion
Typhlosion
Blazey
Ability+y. Bcoz I'm dumb!!!!!
Wed 27 Apr 2016 10:47:56 UTCby Sudu
The Name Rater says...
Oh dear lord they're back.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:37:04 UTC
Jumpluff
Jumpluff
Choir Boy
a male shiny jumpluff who is really obnoxious to deal with. Not to mention he looks super innocent and happy.
Wed 27 Apr 2016 06:02:37 UTCby Splitcell
The Name Rater says...
I'd be obnoxious if I was so special as to be shiny but nicknamed so poorly too. Oh who am I kidding, I'm special anyway.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:37:04 UTC
Aggron
Aggron
IronMaiden
Mine is female, made of metal, uses head smash, and badass, what more do I have to say?
Wed 27 Apr 2016 02:58:30 UTCby Splitcell
The Name Rater says...
"Sorry for wasting your time"?
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:37:04 UTC
Lugia
Lugia
Suzu
I recently found a shiny Lugia and I've had a devil of a time trying to name it. Silver Wing and Silver are used a lot and I did some research and found Suzu which means bell in Japanese. I haven't named it this yet but I want to know if it's a good name or not. Ahhh
Wed 27 Apr 2016 02:49:51 UTCby KaySavage
The Name Rater says...
Devil is about right.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:37:04 UTC
Volcarona
Volcarona
Haru
For a female Volcarona; means sun or sunlight in Japanese
Wed 27 Apr 2016 02:26:16 UTCby Battery-Pyro
The Name Rater says...
Nah-ru.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:37:04 UTC
Gyarados
Gyarados
del ET
Explaination is better in a .bat file. @echo off title Gyarados echo Gyarados has always been an issue for me. echo I never could catch it. echo Never could beat it. echo Now... it's even more annoying in competitive play. echo. echo. echo. pause >nul echo DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE THIS ####ING NAME? echo NO. I CHOSE IT BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT DOES EVERYTIME TO MY POKEMON TEAM. pause >nul cls echo Sorry... I just... I have a win loss ratio to this thing 1:999. No joke. echo Welp... you can count on my programming jokes to make names sometimes. pause >nul echo But remember... ping 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 60000 cls echo Nobody is there to help, nobody is there to hear you scream... echo And you call for help as much as you want, unless you down rate this name. echo But if this name gets down rated... echo All you'll see is blackness... echo And while you scream, some people will hear... echo BUT NOBODY WILL COME, despite hearing you. ping 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 1000 echo BUT NOBODY CAME.
Tue 26 Apr 2016 23:26:57 UTCby Missingno50
The Name Rater says...
You shouldn't be smoking that.
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:37:04 UTC
Zoroark
Zoroark
Achille T.
Le spy has spoken. Really horrible name, but beats S. Dave "Ghost"
Tue 26 Apr 2016 23:04:00 UTCby Missingno50
The Name Rater says...
That's like saying "ah yes well I did eat a piece of mud for lunch, but it beats scooping something out of the toilet instead".
Rated: Wed 14 Dec 2016 21:37:04 UTC

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