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"Please Let Blue Guys Be Xenophobic," Tattled Peter, "Or Every Third Sealion Will Meet Me. Go Onwards, Lest Lateness Leave Smelly White Yetis Pale and Lonely (And Great Britain.)"

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you post lots. 9/10

Orange hats gravitate round every even. New smileys might, in lingerie, eat yams

Kirlia and Darkrai are both really angry.

ALAKAZAM

Heathens own Weedles, flying high, very black. Cars, vans never beat man and neither a pet hat. Your own Manaphy gave weather in France to die new yo-yos green. 'Course, green fails, green dreads red, so shoot green hats. Even red jumpers jumping sky yellow good. Seven giant dogs ran over my ewe, giving new green beds. Don't hate friends, buy black dreadlocks. Have jolly joysticks, vanity never (k)nows. Do hate jumpers having jumpers (v)vhen blue boilers fight hairy jack-in-the-boxes for revenge. Have heart, give hate. You're joking, kill houses, don't dry gauges and good god under it, friend.

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Why own a house? Lend one or keep attacking the tennant hating evening and friday's resident orange.

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Gives an air of majesty, as well as informing us about your liking for manaphy. I like it...9/10.

Orange monkeys gave orange meercats germs or maybe giant, invisible, heavy yo-yos and new drying, rabid, animal people, inside death and slow horses.

TGIATMNHAN

GAAAAAAAAAAHDRAGONSDENDEBORAHMEADEN

Giant Azelfs and Absols and Arboks and Arcanines and Arceus all hate dry rain and good oranges, no, silly dragons enraging new dead evil balloons, or red angry hairy men, even after dieing every now(-and-then.)

WOWTHISGAMEISFUN

7/10...reminds me of neopets.

Only really joined yesterday, and I've never seen you before... so 1/10

Of course, I'll get the same.

I've only ever seen the first and the third, and the first's the best of the two in my opinion.