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When people constantly follow you around so you can escort them to their friend's houses.

[guilty]When you go to the beach and try to find the Seafloor Cavern while there.[/guilty]

When you scale Mt. Everset, and when you reach the top, you say "aww... where's the Legendary?"

When you believe that by wearing a police badge and stolen prototype equipment you can change into a bird and Fly to random cities.

When you see a guy with an Afro walking around and Sic your dog on him,and when he passes out,you see a text box come up that says

Player defeated Wanderer Miror B.!

Then you stand on a platform and spend the rest of the day looking for the Miror Radar you know the Afro guy's friend dropped when he ran to get the police,and the authorities come and arrest you.

When you see a burglar trying to get in through the window,you say"Hey!You can't enter buildings through windows!"Thus scaring him and causing him to fall off a ladder .

You don't read your mail until you're outside,worrying that otherwise a cipher peon disguised as a housekeeper will come upstairs and challenge you to a battle.

When you sell a gold nugget for 3,000 dollars.

When you turn back every time you stand next to a drunken old man,then,after talking to him when he sobers up,book an exotic island cruise so you can find Missingno..

When your mouth and the mouths of  everybody on earth close up but you can still talk.

When the only thing standing between you and a random block of static is an old man.

When you can destroy reality by taking a safari trip(Glitch city).

Or when you think criminal bosses will give up because you killed their pets.

When people dissapear when they leave the room.

Or when it starts raining and you rush off to find the cave of origin.