You know youve played to much pokemon When you go hunting for one of a kind rare birds on mountins, in power plants, in caves, in dangerous burned towers and islands. Then when you find then you chuck your german sheperd at them shouting "mightyena use rock smash" then you start lobbing balls at the bird until it falls to the floor. "Yeah I caught Ho-Oh!" you shriek. only to have a member of the RSPCA grab you by the shoulder and start bawling at you for killing a one of a kind bird. Youre so surprised and upset you call up your mom and before you can say anything she says, "Hi honey, youre in -insert random country here- I havn't been there. So far you have -insert ridiculous amount of money here- sorry I bought you this really cute doll I hope you like it. Do you want me to keep saving money for you? I'm rooting for you baby." (sorry if any of this is inaccurate I aint played G/S/C in years) so before you can say a word she's hung up. Leaving you to face the RSPCA on your own, what do you do? You feed your german sheperd a strange potion given to you as a free sample by a dodgy sales rep on route 1, and yell "Mighytyena bite" so the dog attacks the man and you shriek "team Rocket shall never win!!!" Then rob the man of exactly half of his money and leave by ship using a passport given to you by a proffesor studying an imaginary subject. And arrive home to find 2 hobo's walking
the streets around and to find two houses in town. You go inside your house to find your mother reapeting herself your father nowhere in sight and able to store your bed in your PC. ???