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Sweet daymn, you really tryin' hard at it now gurl
but we didn't need to hear the whole history o' the world.
Keep it short like Justin Beiber's so we don't lose attention
keep it simple like Rebecca Black and the weekdays that she mentions

Take a look at mainstream music, wear an outfit made of meat
Put a ring on it for measure and add in a hiphop beat.
For the moment that's about all that I'm gonna have to say
so put you hands up in the air because the world be born 'dis way.

You say that I should read and weep
but giggles to myself, I keep.
For lyrics such as yours shall be in vain.
As the palm to my face induces pain.
And we're chanting all these lyrics like a thing of the past
so watch it as I go all Beastie Boys on yo'... yeah.
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We're conversing all our verses in the oldschool way
but it's getting to be soundin' like Victorian days
And poetic? It's pathetic, all this passionate rhyme
so we're waking up last century with modern day times.

Dear Triptrap,
We built you a cat enclosure and you never used it. Then we bought you a cat flap, because you broke into said enclosure after we thought you would neglect it... You have also destroyed the fly screen on the window four times from your clever cage antics. Now you're a great cat and all, but can you please be a nice little kitty and use the correct entrances when they are readily available to you? I'm sick of having to leave the window open for you each night, especially when you then decide to claw at my bedroom door to be let out again.
Also, you're taking up bed space and unlike you I don't have fur to keep myself warm at 5:30 in the morning.

Dear ___ (the one I can't stop obsessing over),
I appreciate our friendship, and I can understand where you're coming from when you say it's more meaningful than what we had originally rushed into, but please allow me some time to recover. Also, if you say I'm not making you push me away, then why do I sense this awkwardness between us now?
Regardless, thankyou for your bluntness this morning. As strange as it sounds, I thrive on honesty in a relationship and whether or not we consider ourselves in that position as of now, it means a lot knowing we can still trust each other as bros for life.

Dear ___ (the other awesome buddy),
We don't talk as much as we used to, but I just wanted to say thanks for putting up with my crap. I will admit it's kind of sad when I find him on your msn while you're on the couch doing whatever, but I won't consider it the same as you ignoring me. Because having you listen to my problems and give me your insights has really meant a lot. Thanks for being my other buddy, and although I feel we're becoming distant I'm not going to let that get in the way of seven years of friendship.

Dear Australian Furries,
If there's so little of you, then why do you all have to be so freakin' active on the NSWfurs facebook page?! You're flooding my email inbox, and although I appreciate all the event invites I get, I'm unfortunately either too North or too South to go to them. It would be greatly appreciated if you didn't have all your events in just Sydney or Surfer's Paradise, and a few more near the Queensland-NSW border.

Goddamnit Polarity, my post has been sniped.
So I'm slamming this poetry and doinitrite.
Why the haters be hatin', I don't even know.
But I ain't even mad so I'm gatecrashing this show.

Now listen here Catstorm, why you up in my face?
I'll be rapping free form and changing the pace
for this ain't a real showdown til I drop the ball;
Unown Addict and Dr Seuss will not like this, not at all!

I've got general knowledge to back up my claim
that the majority of people here can't play the game.
And my lyrics are tight, they're like too much botox
...I suppose you're right in saying the above line just sucks.

Dear School,
Thanks for backstabbing me. Trying to get me into a distance ed course, then telling me my two weeks off school are putting my Year 10 certificate at risk. Yeah thanks, really helps with a student's self esteem.

Dear OTEN/TAFE,
Please save me from my godforsaken school. I'll do anything it takes to get into your course - fill out all the necessary forms more than once, label myself as mentally unstable, claim I have learning disabilities, whatever it takes. Just let me into your course and save me from this damn public high school.

Dear art/photography classmates,
Stop being such egotistical farts. You don't know everything, so stop acting like you do. Your jokes aren't funny either, they just make you look stupid. Also, your female friends are stupid for following you so mindlessly. I pity them and their wasted IQ.

Dear Ms. ___,
One of the reasons I tried to get out of school is because I'm getting bored with Photography. It was a cool alternative to Drama in Year 9, but even now I don't think I'm hipster enough to find it entertaining. You're a great teacher and have a great approach to teaching your subject, nothing against you personally, but I'm bored with the subject and fail to see any career opportunities within said subject.

Dear ___,
Why would the lesbian be dating a gay guy who's two years older? Think about it for a minute before your baseless jokes and accusations backfire on you. Also you're ugly and have no hope of ever getting through school, but then again I will salute you for successfully ruining my Math classes. Congratulations, jerk.

Dear me,
Learn to suck it up and take it like a man.

If I click my fingers in the "normal" way I don't get sound. If I use my ring finger, however, I DO get sound.

that's what confuses me

If you twist your wrist slightly outwards while you do it, it kinda helps. Or so I've heard. o_o

I'm confused as to why this distance education course hasn't emailed me back in two weeks. Their helplines aren't very helpful either, and I'm terrible at navigating my way through operators. I'll probably just have to email them and hope for a reply, I guess.

12. Pot

The alternate name for the marijuana leaf.

^you reminded me to check on that comic D;

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Venusaur could only be found in Venezuela.

Yo mama so fat, she's got her own region.

The window is wide open and it's cool outside, but it's still really humid in here. ono

[Chrome Stone]

Chrome Stone - Evolves steel types when used in a cave/mine/underground.

Acid Stone - pretty much the same thing as Dana's Nuclear Stone, except it isn't just limited to eeveelutions.

Amber Stone - Allows certain bug pokemon to evolve. (prehistoric insects were trapped and fossilised inside amber/tree sap)

Why there's a supposed ddos attack meant to happen on tumblr, and 4chan's servers are down tonight. Tumblr has been running perfectly for me all day as well, and as far as I can tell they're laughing in 4chan's face.

<_>

Chuck Norr-- ohwait, wrong thread sorry.

Interestingly, some scientists believe mushrooms are able to survive in space. Their spores are thought to float in suspended animation for decades, until they land on an asteroid or rock of suitable environment.

Well, I might be making some form of profit this month with a part time job, whoo!

...sitting in front of a computer burning CDs four hours a day <_>

I don't know you all that well, but I have seen your posts a lot lately. =/
I'd give you about a 7.5/10