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My catch-phrases consist of;
Uno dos tres, quatro sinco ses... and ocho
putamerde!
Oh baby!

Definitely your name.  It makes me want to pierce the heavens with my drill.

1289

Just so we're all clear, if we don't reach one hundred million in twenty four hours.

I'll burn down a forest.

maybe.

Baby seals bug me.  All they do is lay around, look cute, and eat fish.  Maybe play a little volleyball.

And for some reason, there's a bunch of them in the middle of the road nearby, so I can't purchase any of the cheap plastic communist goods needed to sustain my lifestyle.

1247

1247 is not one of my favorite numbers, they are:

0,2,17,64,255,777,1337,1887,1991

Name:  5UP3R@#GLITCH
Type:  ??? (Physical)
PP:  5
Power:  70
Accuracy:  80

Description:  The user uses it's reality warping power to throw the opponent into a stasis.
Effect:  50% chance of freeze.

Wow, do I know you from somewhere?

Name: DELICIOUS FRUIT
Type: Grass / Physical
Power: N/A
PP: 5
Accuracy:  40
Description:  The user lobs a DELICIOUS FRUIT at a foe.  Causes fainting if it hits.
Effect:  A OHKO move.

?/10

I suspect I know who you are.

Stimulating, to say the least.  Your signature is like the bumber of a car.

1,335,342,756,563 / 1,534,637,452,745

Boy do I get the whole "obsessed with one particular thing a lot."  Examples include;

Moonlight Serenade, Glen Miller Orchestra
Cantelope Island, Herbie Hancock
Kairo, ending theme of NaruTaru
Mahler Symphony No 8

You know, you can get mother 3 in english.

Your whistling is so loud it breaks eardrums and shatters glass.  You'd better wear earplugs.

I wish.  I had a bottle of glitter.  And that it didn't break, harm me in any way.

Why yes, I think I know who you are,  132782 / 132456



Pokemon is a pretty cool guy, he wants to be a master and doesn't afraid of anything.

[could]

I'm not totally sure why you're famous.  You have >2000 posts though, so you must be famous for something.  But... but you could be famous for inventing the first Llama-powered automobile.

As for me, I'm not famous, for now.  I'm working on it though.

You're banned for your pokemon team having a Cleffa vulnerability.