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Haters are Motivators, so shut up!

You think you're 'BADMAN'. Using full caps like that. So shut it.

Well you chewed on a Calculator.

Achievement Unlocked - The EagleEye101 award
To notice incredibly small details, that appear well hidden. Congrats.

You signature is undisplayable, so shut up!

Kite - U2

Such a sad story behind it:'/

Sebastian Ingrosso & Alesso ft. Ryan Tedder - Calling (Lose my Mind)

Love that tune!

1. Type your post at Ninja speed- Ninjas can't overtake eachother.

How can I install Broadband in my house*?

*House = Skip

Swedish House Mafia - Greyhound
Flux Pavillion ft. Example - Daydreamer
Sebastian Ingrosso & Alesso ft. Ryan Tedder - Calling (Lose my mind)

Love all of them tunes.

1. Sell your house.
2. Then your car.
3. Then your soul to the devil.
You'll be the richest homeless in town!

How do I put my phone on charge?

Right, Here's how it goes. Person 1 answers above post with failed instructions, then asks for instructions on something else. Person 2 does the same. Example:

How do you make a birthday cake for a nine year old?

1. Get some flour.
2. Leave it in the bag, and put it in the oven.
3. Take it out, and ask the nine year old into the room.
4. Put his face next to the bag, scream happy birthday and hit the Flour with a hammer.

How do you draw a picture of a donkey?

Rather simple really, here we go!

How can I change a Lightbulb?

 If you had more wins, it'd be better, but still very informative C:
6/10

Granted, but the sandwich was on the worlds most wanted list, and got nuked be several countries. No sandwich for you.

I wish for an ability which means I control people's minds.

Granted, but all of the angry ex-rugby players turn on YOU.

I wish for a nice girlfriend.

You huge man! 10/10