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[How to get Koopa]

I am bored, so I am going to make the ultimate unorthodox cheat.

How to get Koopa
-This is something people have wondered about for years. In Pokemon Platinum, there is a way to get Koopa. It is a very long process. First off, delete your save file, and start a new game. Name yourself "Soap", with the first letter as a capital S and the rest lower-case. Then name your rival "Zsa Zsa" Get past all the talking, and start the game. Walk downstairs, and when your mom tries to talk to you, ignore her and leave your house. Then, when your rival comes, pick him up and throw him into Lake Verity. You need to do this, or else you won't be able to get to the Mushroom Kingdom. Then, go find Professor Rowan and get your starter from him. This time, instead of picking one, take them all without being caught. Then run away, and go to Jubilife City. Go to the third floor of Jubilife TV, and talk to the guy who wants your opinion on TV. Tell him "CHICKEN SANDWICH" and "LILWANYE SUCKS", and then he will say "Yinga Dinga Dargin." That means that he knows you know the secret password. He will ask you "What is the secret of life?" Then you say "JELLO". If you say that, he will say that you know the code, and he will give you a Cherubi that knows Fly. Get on Cherubi and fly to America, and make sure you break the ceiling in the building, just for the lulz. Once you get to America, you will land in California. Go around town and ask people where Bob Saget is. They will all say riddles, and if you get them right, they will tell you where he is. Each person says that he is in a different spot. Go to each of those spots, and eventually you will find him. Go up to him and say "You got it, dude!" Bob Saget only speaks Full House language, so you are going to need an internet translator, or else you can't do it. Use the text in this order.

1. "You got it, dude!" (Hello)
2. "You're in big trouble, mister!" (Take me to Japan)
3. "Dippedy Doo Head" (Right now)

Bob Saget will nod his head, and then he will pick you up. He will hold you over his head and will walk to the beach. Once you get there, he will throw you with great force. You will fly over the Pacific Ocean, and land in Japan. Now, you need to find Shigeru Miyamoto. Go to a video game store and say "FRENCH FRIES" to the person there, and they will give you the Mystery Gift. Now save your game, and turn off the DS. In order for this to work, you need to close the DS, spin around in a circle 20 times, and then say "Floppy Disk" 5 times, backward. Then go back to DS, and select "Mystery Gift" on the menu screen of Pokemon Platinum. It will say the normal options, and one will say "steal" once you select steal, you wil immediately be bought to the game screen. You will be at the spot you saved at, but it is night time, and there are police sirens ringing in the background and there are police lights flashing everywhere you look. They are all trying to look for you. If you get caught, they will send you to North Korea, and your DS will explode. Sneak behind the dumpster, and look for the homeless guy named Chauncey. Give him all the starters you collected, and he will give you an invisibility cloak. Put the invisibility cloak on, and go to the Nintendo headquarters. Now, act like Solid Snake, and sneak your way towards Miyamoto's office through the air vents. Once you reach his office, talk to him. Say "ロープで私の石鹸は完全ドープされ", and he will give you Koopa Troopa. Congratulations, you now have a Koopa in your party. It is water/normal type, and whenever you send it into battle, the music changes into Rick Astley's 80's hit "Never Gonna Give You Up". Enjoy your Koopa Troopa 

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