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I never want to get married or have children. There are just too many advantages to being single. I don't even want a girlfriend. I guess I'm too shy, but I would also rather only worry about myself.

7/10 A little weird, but it made me laugh a little bit too. It reminds me of pickles and salami which I like.

School. I'm very stressed out about school. I'm overloaded with tests and assignments and the things I'm learning right now are harder than anything I've ever done. I've actually had these problems since last year. I make strait A's, but I'm constantly worried that they will drop. I also cry when I'm stressed out, which I did in Math class and people made fun of me. It's actually more serious than you think because I've had some very nasty thoughts that I don't think I can even talk about on this website.

Mistake Lombre for a human child...(Read its Sapphire Dex entry)
Take a Tyranitar's baby away from it in front of its eyes. Then proceed to taunt it by slapping your butt to it.
Tell an Alakazam it's stupid
Throw a pile of dust on an Altaria. (Apparently it HATES being dirty)
Put an Elekid in an outlet
Let a Cacturne hug you. Poor Cacturne probably never gets hugs
Interrupt a Medicham when it's meditating.
Yank on a Lopunny's ears.
Battle a Tauros with bright red Pokemon.
Call a Hariyama fat.
Try to get in a Kangaskhan's pouch.

It depends on the plot, I guess. Would work better if both you and your potential love interest were formerly humans, imo (I only played Explorers of Darkness, but I assume all Mystery Dungeons thus far have started this way?) Although, there are quite a few possibilities if you went through a similar line of questions for your partner and/or love interest. Heheh, a Bonnie and Clyde relationship would be amusing... for example.

Maybe it could be one of those games where your decisions throughout the story determine what kind of relationship you have with your partner and other Pokemon. Yeah...that would be awesome.

That would make it a bit more interesting. Actually, I like to imagine that there is indeed a romance between the two main characters. It sort of develops over the course of the story