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Not really either, but just pun-ny.

Vaporeon:  Marina
Jolteon: Wattson
Flareon: Charlie
Leafeon: Herbert
Glaceon: Glacia
Espeon: Bellatrix/Psymon
Umbreon: Vesperio....... That was not a real name.... I think...
Eevee (F): Norma
Eevee (M): Norman

Me...? Probably a Gallade. It's loyal, sorta like Gardevoir (I think) and it can fight them bad guys! It can attack short range, or close combat (LOL that's a move!) and if things get slightly dicey, it can go for long range attacks! So much for cops in my town- I gotsa Gallade!

I would also pick a pair of Eevee(s?) So that I could have all the Eeveelutions! (After a certain process called selective breeding... People have weird minds these days. Just to clear things up...)

Then I'd name all the Eeveelutions as the following suggests:

Vaporeon would be named Marina.
Jolteon would be named Wattson.
Flareon would be named Charlie.
Espeon would be named either Bellatricks or Psymon. (Depending on the gender)
Leafeon would be named Herbert.
Umbreon would be named Vesperio. I couldn't think of anything else PUNny...
Glaceon would be named Glacia.
The two Eevees would be named Norman and Norma.

LOLOLOLOLO PUNNNSSS!

They would all have their own rooms and stuff. Then, I could visit a lot of different environments in one day! (If I had a bigger house... Ain't matter though, because I have what I have and I'll be satisfied with it!)

Then I'd walk all (1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...) 9 cats/dogs/ whatevs and show them to my neighbor who has two Rottweilers! They're as tall as me, so I can intimidate them with my peeps' abilities and typing. I'll probably train them to do this really awesome show thingy where they do this weird but epic cheerleading thing I mean stunt where.... Uhhh... I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

~Fin~

I have absolutely nothing to do over spring break...

My neighbor died...

My neighbor's contest huskies died, too...

I'll never be able to understand what my parents are saying because they always speak a different language in front of me...

I just realized that three fourths of my friends have messed-up minds.

I might get a B+ in Social Studies... I didn't even know about a test because I had a band lesson. (Pull-out program at school) 

My friends think that I'm not mature enough to be with them, and mind you I'm the only person there that doesn't talk about inappropriate content, etc.

I used to be the only guy-soprano in the choir, but I've been sick and allergies have been acting up, so I can't sing anymore... At this rate, I will probably be a baritone.

And i just realized that if you eat 9 Hershey Kisses, it is equivalent to 30-40% of your daily fat needed.