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Granted... but your past self reveals himself to you and you realize you use to be a handsome , muscular, smart boy... but now you are a girl. Mwhahaha! Plus its EXTREMLEY impolite for Japanese girls to be masculine..... so you're doomed!

I wish that I was the champion of the Hunger Games! (May the odds be in my favor!!! (?))
P.s. Yeah I changed my avatar... heehee

Granted... but its a melted ice pack that has no use....

I wish I could travel through time as Doctor Who's first boy companion in the Tardis!

Granted! Your iphone absorbs all the electric energy of tme and space... and it explodes... destroying you. *sad face*

I wish I was as coolnas Indianan Jones!

Granted but you can't control WHEN they blast... so you end up killing yourself in your sleep....tsk tsk

I wish I would pass all of my exams this week!

Granted but they become obsessed with you... forcing you to move to Mars and change your name to Gertrude....

I wish I understood Kingdom Hearts.

Granted... but the 3D isnso intense it burnsnyour eyes out of your skul!

I wish I didn't have to take exams this week.

Granted but you are soon arrested for plagiarism.

I wish I was a King!

Granted. You are Heracles. Then Your wife gives you a shirt that was dipped in some poisonous blood and you put it on. It then burns into your skin and you can't remove it and end up dying a VERY painful death....

I wish I had a pet rock from the 70's!

That sounds extremly painful... not gonna lie.... xP

Granted!!! *Bolder appears above you wearing poofy hair* You've been crushed...

I wish that I knew why they made a 4th Indiana Jones movie.

Granted. You blow up.

I wish I was a Doctor Who fan...

I looove that show!

Granted but you're forced be just like the Doctor. You live in a blue portapotty called Tarids.... forced to watch episode after episode.

I wish to have super strength! ** flexes**

Granted... but its all in Russian!

I wish to be the best musician in the world!

Granted but you're forced to spin a circle for the rest of the week listening to: "You spin me right around"...

I wish to have really big macho muscles. :p