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I'm playing the game of life. No, not the board game. No, not the video game remake of the board game. Confused? Allow me to elaborate.

Life is a game, my friend. And like in games, there is a higher power controlling what we do. The only difference is that, in this game, you only get one life. Good luck, Godly Gamer!

And no, I am not religious. I am atheist. That is, unless you count thinking that your life is mearly another sitcom or video game for the 4th dimension children to watch/play. We are the 3rd dimension, who play games controlling the 2nd dimension, who play games controlling the 1st dimension, and so on.

Ignore the last one, I messed up 

1: take a banana
2: take an axe
3: scare the crap outta the banana by quoting Shawshank

How do you buy a pizza with no money

1: catch a Meowth
2: cath a Riolu
3: say "hello! My name is [insert name here], I have a Meowth and a Riolu!"
4: prepare to sing 'you got a friend in me'
Voila! You are my friend!

How do you pay for a Pizza with no money?