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Started by Jarl ulfric stormcloak, February 12, 2011, 08:03

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EvilJolteonOfDoom

OranBerrySanvich, it has SOMETHING to do with pokemon(not that i do either)


how many seashells are there by the seashore?

Shadow Lykan™

Depends on how many shells she sells.

Roughly 13.7 billion years ago an accident called 'the Big Bang' happened. If the beginning of the universe was an accident, what does that make you?

OranBerrySandvich

#182
Pointless.

Is the meaning of life really just more hats?

Alfie Timewolf

No, the meaning of life is living.

Who stole the Queen of Hearts tarts?

EvilJolteonOfDoom

him.
since my printer works, does my cousin have a mustache?

Alfie Timewolf

Yes, you printed one out and stuck it to his upper lip.

Do you like waffles?

OranBerrySandvich

To work this out, we need to use my patented "Waffle Formula." If we imagine "w" represents the waffle and how much one enjoys it, "e" as how much we COULD enjoy it, and "t" as the tastiness of the waffle, the approximate value of enjoyment can be worked out using this simple formula:
w = te
However, we must incorporate any flavourings that may be added, or any other flavour modifiers. If it changes the flavour of the waffle drastically, to the point where one cannot/can only barely taste the original waffle, use "m" (modifier). If the waffle can still be tasted, use "f" (flavouring). If the taste is bad, use an appropriate negative number. If it's good, use an appropriate positive number. Taking this into account, the formula can look like this:
w = te
This:
w = te + f
This:
w = tem
Or this:
w = tem + f
If the result exceeds 0, then the waffle is liked, the level depending on how high the number is. If it is a negative, then the waffle is disliked, the level depending on how low the number is. Using this formula, I calculated that I do indeed, like waffles.

Will I always be ronery?

EvilJolteonOfDoom

uh, sure.

if i hate verizon, are TVs non-twertuirthersless?

♥MotionlessInWhite♥

Well durr they are.

And what is the answer to the "Peach Theory"

    The peach is not a peach if you take the flavor out of the peack and put it in a food.
And the food doesn't ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY taste like a peach.
It isn't the TRUE PURE peach taste and obviously the peach still won't taste like the peach was before because you took this peach flavor out.
And then and then and then the peach won't taste like anything but BLAND fruit I say, BLAND!
But still, it doesn't taste like anything.
So how can you make this food taste like like like the true peach?
I've been trying to find this out for many years... nights of sleepless sleep.
And Dr.Conwell still keeps making me confused.
That is the maker of the Peach Theory.


Despite the lies that you're makin, your love is mine for the takin.
My love is, just waitin' to turn your tears into roses.
No, you'll never be alone!
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars, hear my whispers in the dark.

EvilJolteonOfDoom

by putting SUGAR IN IT!!!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

If Revengineers patented 'Waffle Formula' doesnt work,how do i know if i like waffles our

Reshurott Inferno

By eating one.


If your Luxray started growing Jirachi's wish tags, what would you do?
   

My Black/White 2 Teams.

EvilJolteonOfDoom

id write on them. duh.

What is wrong with Timn The Milkman?

Shadow Lykan™

He doesn't we'll milk.

What colour is the green grass?

EvilJolteonOfDoom

RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

why arent boxers really just boxes?

Jarl ulfric stormcloak

Too  brown.
Whats that coming over the hill?