A rediculously Long story about a series of random events.

[spritey]

Then the apartment door got mad and appeared with haunted, pitch-black eyes and a monstrous mouth. The door ate the one who knocked on the door and dislodged itself from the wall and marched outside.

[yk]

It walked and walked until it found itself in the middle of a forest. Then, suddenly there was a spark. The spark turned into a flame and the flame turned into the Devil.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

I took out my little cheese knife and...

[yk]

BOOM! They all died.

[Mushroom]

"Well that was a disappointing ending" he said, putting down the book, "why did they all blow up for no reason?"

The man stood up...

[yk]

The man screamed! He took a cheese knife out of his pocket and BOOM! Everyone died. Or did they? Oh no! They all turned into zombies!...

[spritey]

They all burned when the sun came up. The sun sneezed and flames spewed out of its mouth and scorched the Earth...

[OranBerrySandvich]

Which ran around our Solar System shouting "MY FLESH! IT BURNS!" This made the seasons change really quickly so people got annoyed and left for a biodome on Mars...

[spritey]

Evil alien plants inside the biodome ate the people and ventured further into the universe and landed on a peculiar planet...

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

The peculiar planet was a odd purple colour with an orange sky... The aliens thought they were awful colours and became enraged at the residents of the planet

[Mr.Mewtwo]

But purple is a awesome colour,and that is a law of physic,so they all died.

[Skarmory8]

Meanwhile, back on Earth, a bear performed a pirouette.

[spritey]

A hunter sneaked up behind the bear and...

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Started dancing like a clown for the bears entertainment, the bear then...

[Kona]

Hugged the hunter. The relationship between the two soon blossomed and a year later, they got married at...