A rediculously Long story about a series of random events.

[Skarmory8]

The lyrics to Buzzin' by Mann and 50 Cent in an incredibly dull monotone. He then proceeded to have a rap battle with Eminem, who...

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Decided he didn't want to rap and wanted to do Ballet, so he left. Then, the other guy...

[Tom_]

...took out the gun he was holding in his pocket and shot himself.

But as soon as the cold lead chunk flew into his warm, beating heart...

[spritey]

Another bullet was fired at an intense speed, knocking the other bullet off its path. The person that fired this bullet was...

[ShiraBliss]

... also taking a bath in the Horned King's gauntlet. His name was Sam, but everyone else referred to him as...

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Poobag, for a bag full of excrete he carried round with him, but this was only because...

[Spriter]

He wanted to see what Poo's capabilities were, but this...

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

was stupid, he suddenly realised, so he threw the bag in a nearby river. But the river dragged the bag upstream, directly to the...

[Tom_]

game. that wound up grazing the jaw of

[Dracoandy666]

A large angry Yoshi, which then threw the bag and it hit..

[spritey]

An airplane that was flying right above. The poo splattered out on the airplane's windshield and...

[ShiraBliss]

From it grew Mount Kilimanjaro, who decided to use this free airline ticket to go on vacation, and travel to...

[Jake & Infernape]

The amazing world of Gumball, where it splattered on Gumball who...

[Hitmonchu]

spontaneously combusted, due to an allergic reaction to poo.
Sudddenly a wild Pidgey...........

[Silverwing Bloodsplash]

...exploded on a dude's face. He then...