A rediculously Long story about a series of random events.

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pretend that he had wings that worked exactly like.......

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angel's wings so he could airstrike....

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A with an unfortunate history of drinking and..........

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hating pizza, which got him banned from a movie theater in Utah....

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When he threw a mushroom and veggie pizza on the floor.

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Said pizza exploded, starting a wildfire that killed off 30% of all grass types.....

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which made the fire types burn down the world.
But a  on a space station survived when he was drinking......

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skim milk while eating spaghetti and....

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axel grease. The earth's spectacular explosion was......

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video taped and put on YouTube, and geot 1 less hit than....

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a new Harlem Shake video about Yoshi and Ganon.....

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as well as ike and lucario, but it pale in comparison to

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a video of a 15 year old girl singing "We Can't Stop" while doing Gangnam Style with a ........

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She ordered the onion rings, took a bite and....

[NTN]

Barfed Wario, who farted barf, which barfed fart, which farted barf that...