If you could have one Pokemon in Real life, what would it be?

[Richard & Sableye]

A Rayquaza. First of all I wouldn't need a car, I could just fly around on his back. Second, he's a huge ass dragon. Third, he acts as a bodyguard. Fourth, I can use him as a portable marshmallow cooker. Fifth, I CAN FLY ON HIM. That would be pretty cool.

[FuyGawkes]

Togepi coz it brings u happiness!

[pokefin]

Mime jr or shukle eitheur one will do <3

[spritey]

I would have Duskull - it's cute in a spooky way.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Chimchar. A cute fire monkey... Need I say more? Cos if I did I would point out it is also strong and cute, and awesome, as well as the fact it would probably take Caesars place in history (planet of the apes, ceasar was the first intelligent ape that led to them taking over once we destroy ourselves.)

[sosije]

Me...? Probably a Gallade. It's loyal, sorta like Gardevoir (I think) and it can fight them bad guys! It can attack short range, or close combat (LOL that's a move!) and if things get slightly dicey, it can go for long range attacks! So much for cops in my town- I gotsa Gallade!

I would also pick a pair of Eevee(s?) So that I could have all the Eeveelutions! (After a certain process called selective breeding... People have weird minds these days. Just to clear things up...)

Then I'd name all the Eeveelutions as the following suggests:

Vaporeon would be named Marina.
Jolteon would be named Wattson.
Flareon would be named Charlie.
Espeon would be named either Bellatricks or Psymon. (Depending on the gender)
Leafeon would be named Herbert.
Umbreon would be named Vesperio. I couldn't think of anything else PUNny...
Glaceon would be named Glacia.
The two Eevees would be named Norman and Norma.

LOLOLOLOLO PUNNNSSS!

They would all have their own rooms and stuff. Then, I could visit a lot of different environments in one day! (If I had a bigger house... Ain't matter though, because I have what I have and I'll be satisfied with it!)

Then I'd walk all (1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...) 9 cats/dogs/ whatevs and show them to my neighbor who has two Rottweilers! They're as tall as me, so I can intimidate them with my peeps' abilities and typing. I'll probably train them to do this really awesome show thingy where they do this weird but epic cheerleading thing I mean stunt where.... Uhhh... I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

~Fin~

[LightBlue]

I would want an Alakazam. I've always wanted telekinetic powers, and having an Alakazam would be the next best thing! We would probably fight crime or something awesome like that....heck, just looking at Zam's stache would make the bad guys run in fear! Muahahahaha.... (FEAR THE STACHE!!!)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I'd want to live with dozens of Jigglypuff! We'd live in a great big Jigglypuff shaped house and drive a jigglypuff shaped vehicle called "The Puff Mobile!" We'd frolic each day in the large meadow where we live and eat mostly sugar as the main part of our diets! How FUN!!!!

[Draghost999]

I'd like to have who ever is reading this's mommy. Daddy drag is who's daddy? Your daddy. I'm a good father.

I want a Lopunny. It's good for something really cool.

[Stmacl]

I'd want to live with dozens of Jigglypuff! We'd live in a great big Jigglypuff shaped house and drive a jigglypuff shaped vehicle called "The Puff Mobile!" We'd frolic each day in the large meadow where we live and eat mostly sugar as the main part of our diets! How FUN!!!!

This comment is full of win.

Me I'd have a Bagon, so when someone annoyed me I could throw it at them safe in the knowledge that Bagon won't care, plus when it evolves... muhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Dewott smashes Stmacl with a frying pan*
whabuja?? A Dewott... GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!

Seriously the nerve.

[OpallapO]

Torchic! First Pokemon I ever laid eyes on!

[ViolaArouraHope]

Definitely without a shadow of doubt in my mind: ARCEUS 
Arceus was said to be... basically GOD.
If Arceus was my pokemon then I could get him to make more pokemon and the world would be like pokemon
I hope I didn't think too much into this   

[Uncle Garnetto]

shiney rayquaza, no question

[Classified]

I'd have to go with Altaria. Why wouldn't I pick another dragon? The reason is I don't want a giant beast sitting in my backyard. Altaria is much smaller, can still fly with me, wings are really fluffy and nice to lye down on, and is still an awesome pokemon.

[bananasamarai]

All u guys talking about a scythed or an ever when u can have a mew who can make more Pokemon hes their ancestor after all