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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2011, 02:36 »
77. Dress up like jirachi and grant everyones wish in the worst possible way.
78. Dress up like Miley Cyrus, then sing Britney spears songs while putting mentos in all the coke bottles.

(sorry those 2 were a bit crappy)
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2011, 02:45 »
(Nope great.) Tell someone to drive their car to their house with you in it.

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #62 on: August 14, 2011, 08:27 »
79: Get a friend to come with you and play Bumper Carts... right into the manager! With the Walmart Carts!
90: Grab awesome crops and wack people with them. ((refrence only))
91: ((Use water fountains)) and walk around yelling "I'M A VAPOREON!!!!" while spitting water out at people and laughing hysterically.


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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #63 on: August 15, 2011, 11:19 »
92. Tip all the merchandise from the shelves and freezers and stuff onto the floor
93. Switch all the random crap in the store around, eg. cereal in the "Pet Food" section and kitty litter in the ice-cream section, etc.
94. Shoplift.
   

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #64 on: August 15, 2011, 19:14 »
95: Walk around wacking people with a Gatoradfe bottle and laughing hystertically.
That'de be me.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #65 on: August 16, 2011, 09:07 »
96. Switching the lil' "name and price tag" thing around. You know, the lil' piece of paper that says "Thins Salt and Vinegar $2.00". That thing.
97. Switching the price tags on the products.
   

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2011, 19:47 »
98. Buy something and walk slowly out the door screaming, "I STOLE THIS!"
99. Get the coffee beans and throw them at people.
100!. Start singing "Give me everything" at the top of your lungs in opera version.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #67 on: August 21, 2011, 16:03 »
79: Get a friend to come with you and play Bumper Carts... right into the manager! With the Walmart Carts!
90: Grab awesome crops and wack people with them. ((refrence only))
91: ((Use water fountains)) and walk around yelling "I'M A VAPOREON!!!!" while spitting water out at people and laughing hysterically.


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101. Fake a Heart Attack. (Your getting out right?)

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2011, 10:31 »
102: Practice your Madonna look in the auto aisle with the funnels!
103: Change the radio stations on all the radios to the polka station!
104: Take up an aisle for a full scale battlefield between G.I. Joe and the X-Men!
105: Place wagers on the task above on who would win!

Got these off of a joke website I saw years ago!
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2011, 23:10 »
106. Use a fake coupon.

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #70 on: August 24, 2011, 23:14 »
107: French kiss the manager! (Use lots of tongue!)
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #71 on: August 25, 2011, 08:18 »
108. Continually ring the store's phones.
109. Smash glass bottles all over the floor
110. Cut the power for couple hours.
   

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #72 on: August 25, 2011, 14:56 »
111: Rip open the Barbie boxes (Or Ken doll if you're gay or female!), take them out, and start making out with them!
112: Slap people around you every time you hear someone say "the" very very hard!
113: Try on clothing in plain view with no undies on!
« Last Edit: August 25, 2011, 14:59 by pokemongeek »
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #73 on: August 25, 2011, 18:42 »
114: Run around the whole place promoting products in a very loud voice. "I'M HERE TO TELL YOU TO BUY CILIT BANG!"
115: Follow people around while wearing a hockey mask saying, "I know where you liiiiiiiive..."
116: Lie down in the way of people at the exit and complain about life as a doormat.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #74 on: August 25, 2011, 19:07 »
117: Grab a Gatorade bottle, stand by the water fountains, repeatedly yelling, "WATER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!" or "GAAAAAAAAATORAAAAAAADE!"
« Last Edit: August 25, 2011, 21:23 by Clefairy Man »