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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #120 on: October 27, 2011, 11:10 »
^Isn't that 3 words, 2 punctuation marks and 1 number?

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #121 on: October 30, 2011, 00:04 »
185: Smash the pumpkins around Halloween!
186: Give wedgies to the employees, manager, and other shoppers!
187: Bring in a whip and keep cracking it at employees' backs while saying, "Get back to work, you lazy scum bag!"
188: Scream every other word you say really really loud!
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #122 on: November 03, 2011, 20:36 »
189: Bring lots of label makers. Label everything in the store as being 99p. Even the manager's forehead. Also remember your running shoes.
190: Act like a dog. Sleep in the pet beds, bark and growl at customers, and attempt to chew as many shoes as possible.
191: Simply ask to be kicked out.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #123 on: November 03, 2011, 21:38 »
192: Call the manager (on a landline) and ask him out. (if) he/she asks how old you are, say where you are and that you're 5.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #124 on: November 03, 2011, 22:08 »
193: Murdering people while insulting the workers.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #125 on: November 04, 2011, 23:28 »
194: Get any pair of shoes and get someone to kick you.
195: Act dead.
196: Actually be dead.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #126 on: November 04, 2011, 23:31 »
197: Act like a cat.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #127 on: November 12, 2011, 00:07 »
198. Act like a dog
199. Act like a poor person and beg the cashier for money.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #128 on: December 04, 2011, 02:24 »
200. Use the pager and say everything has a 90% discount.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #129 on: December 04, 2011, 02:28 »
201. Punch the manager.
Wait... was that said already?
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #130 on: December 04, 2011, 03:13 »
202. Kick a Shell Shock (from SPM) at the employees.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #131 on: December 04, 2011, 22:31 »
203: Grab the Salvation Army kettle during Christmas time and run as fast and far away you can with it!
204: Steal toys from the charity box they have out during the holiday season!
205: Dress up as Tinkle Bell, grab as much glitter as you can and open the tubes and put them in you pockets so it flies out every time you move. When asked what you are doing say, "Spreading pixie dust!" and then blow a lot in to the questioner's face!
206: Smash the glass Christmas ornaments on the floor really REALLY hard and say "Oopsies!" each time while laughing insanely.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #132 on: December 05, 2011, 01:25 »
207. Grab all the chip bags and throw them like confetti.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #133 on: December 05, 2011, 01:51 »
208: Make people eat confetti.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #134 on: December 06, 2011, 05:18 »
209. Turn people into confetti.
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