Break the Above Person's Heart

[OranBerrySandvich]

You may love Scrafties.
But Scrafties don't love you back.
They loathe you.
They DESPISE you.

[Inferna]

Blastoise is not actually equipped to be a soldier, its cannons fire party poppers rather than rockets.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Y'know Spongebob?
He dosn't live in a pineapple.
He lives in a strawberry.
Now your crying, because everything you know is wrong!   

 

[Sebastian Moran]

it's spelled "now you're crying", because in that phrase it's the shorter version of "you are". 
 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The universe is NOT for raptors but cute cuddly Jigglypuff!!!!

[Nightmare Eater]

You are not a geek at all. Just a normal fan.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

You are not denomic, in fact you are not a ranger either.
And to prove I broke your heart I took a photo </3 Because I am evil   

[sylar]

it's actually spelled demonic
evil hates your english skills

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

You're a grammer nerd! No one likes a grammer nerd   

[OranBerrySandvich]

Damien doesn't love you back.
Nobody does, or ever will.

[Legacy]

Ouch <.< I felt that <.<

You just broke a young girls heart. Now you will spend an eternity living alone, becoming a hermit, and eventually leaving this world with a pebble as your best friend.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

@Soldiertoise - </3 you're a meanie lol
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You will only be able to afford cold beans for the next two years!

[Spriter]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

lol jk, I hate you.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Now you will spend an eternity living alone, becoming a hermit, and eventually leaving this world with a pebble as your best friend.

Are you... Stalking me? And prtraying my life for all to see?

That may be your favourite sprte, but it's still rubbish. Seriously, I can do better using PVA glue and food colouring. In fact, each and every single one of your sprites are a waste of pixels.

[Gusparce]

You will live in a small hut in the remote island of the middle east. Why? Your Blastoise shall sell you for some chocolate.