Break the Above Person's Heart

[quack98]

I'm not even partly Russian, so you can insult Russia all you want 

Your Blaziken is secretly an Infernape!

[sylar]

Your avvy looks like a girl

my avatar is a girl...

[quack98]

You will never eat another cookie in your life!!! You can't live without cookies!!! (I really want a cookie now...)

[Hitmonchu]

Superheroes are so lame......
and so is Dragonite......

[quack98]

Robin isn't technically a superhero

Hitmonchu is a moronic infersparce

[Hitmonchu]

You'll never get a girlfriend

[quack98]

I have one already  (ok, that's not entirely accurate, but I can't be arsed to explain the complexities of it all)

You will never watch MLP again!

[SirBlaziken]

Robin died 5 minutes ago.

[quack98]

He's already dead (at least, the latest one is)

You aren't shiny!

[Hitmonchu]

you're a friggin' dragonite.
that's insult enough.

[quack98]

I suppose it's no salamence...

Your a little white fairy thing!

[Hitmonchu]

wut?
You worship Satan.

[quack98]

You worship god! (Frankly, I believe the satan is at least a marginally more plausible story, so I would see worshipping god as a greater insult to my intellect)

[SirBlaziken]

Actually....

Your mom just killed your dog!

[quack98]

My dog is currently licking my face...

You are forever doomed to be a Brony!!!