...but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I point out that the squirrel is NOT a person!

I was melting a Justin Bieber CD with a flamethrower....

[Delicious_Scout]

... but then you got the Nobel Prize of Peace! Congratulations!

I was commenting on a stream, but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Your laptop blew up!

I was making a cake with ice cream....

[SirBlaziken]

It's Happy Treehouse Friends CJ

Oh, and your ice cream melted.

I was wasting my life on a computer screen, but then....

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You realize that Happy Treehouse Friends don't exist!

I was watching two raccoons steal a cow....

[SirBlaziken]

A cow sits on the next user to post after me.

I was eating candy, but then....

[Delicious_Scout]

... your mother calls you by your name while Captain Jigglypuff listens to it, then he proceeds to spread it.

I was doing nothing, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

A girl that has had a crush on you for years finally asks you out!

I was daydreaming again, but then...

[Delicious_Scout]

... you realise you were sleeping.

I was putting "Soviet Fat Bangers" for rent, but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You realized that in Soviet Union, Fat Bangers you!

I was making a Soviet Union joke....

[SirBlaziken]

You were crushed by a statue of duck hunt dropped on you by 2 lickylicki (or however you spell that).

I was slightly trolling, but then....

[Delicious_Scout]

You realised you were prising Justin Bieber.

I was investigating, but then...

[Spriter]

we all laughed at SB2K's post.

I was looking out of my window, but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You see the ghost of Joan Rivers naked. You then scream and refuse to even step outside for close to five years out of fear of seeing the horrid sight again.

I was playing Guitar Hero....

[SirBlaziken]

You tried Through the Fire and the Flames on expert and burned your hands off.

I tried said song too, but then....