...but then...

[hermesguy]

You realized that I had taken your cake.

I was drinking Draghost's cake, but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

...Justin Bieber came along and wanted some, so I poisoned his cake and watched him drink it and die!

I was setting up a Jigglypuff themed party....

[hermesguy]

...all the Jigglypuff decorations came to life and songed you into eternal sleep!

I was posting on PKMN.net, but then...

EDIT: No-one else posted on the topic... D:

[SirBlaziken]

I max nercoposted.

I was taking a map test over Europe, but then....

[Wolstenholme]

I looked at Eastern Europe and I cried (so many countries)


I was riding my dragon but then...

[SirBlaziken]

You realized it wasn't a dragon.

I powered through the last wall, but then....

[The Shrub Dragon]

...Dale Winton informed you that the aim of the game isn't actually to smash through the walls and you were plunged into a swimming pool


I was in the middle of a sneeze, but then...

[Delicious_Scout]

... a plot twist befell and you turned into a bouquet of roses.

I was writing the Niche Pokémon Article of the Day, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

You found out that in Soviet Russia, the niche pokemon of the day writes about you!

I was making a Soviet Russia joke, but then....

[Captain Jigglypuff]

A Zombie Marx rose from his grave and bit off your head. Literally.

I was baking a cake....

[SirBlaziken]

It came out of the oven as a canoe!

I was bowling, but then..... 

[Delicious_Scout]

... you pointed out something obvious.

I was "reviewing" a member, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

You got banned.

I watched as Scout was banned, but then....

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Your mom called you down for dinner.

I was curiously clicking every topic I saw, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

You were accused by police and Paula Dean of stealing $500 as well as breaking into Ms. Dean's restaurant in Savannah, Georgia and eating all the desserts!

I was in line to get into Paula Deans restaurant (it's really that popular that to get a good spot you have to get in line at 5:30 AM), but then....