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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #90 on: October 07, 2014, 00:08 »
A helicopter crashed through the window and destroyed your entire office. On the plus side your insurance pay out is over $1000000!

I was eating a taco....
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #91 on: October 07, 2014, 00:14 »
You figured out that I don't have a job, so I walk away millions richer!

I waste my time on this site, but then....
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #92 on: October 07, 2014, 00:23 »
Your laptop decides it has enough of you, gets up, and leaves taking your million dollars! :0

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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #93 on: October 07, 2014, 00:33 »
But then it wasn't coffee.....

I was drinking hot tang (it's like a powder for an orange drink. Can be made hot or cold. Quite good), but then....
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #94 on: October 07, 2014, 23:45 »
You accidentally mixed it with some acid by mistake and you burn a hole in your throat.

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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #95 on: October 07, 2014, 23:47 »
Then it wasn't a kitty.....

I was watching family guy....
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #96 on: October 07, 2014, 23:59 »
… but then it appeared to be Family Gay.

I was watching Family Gay, but then…
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #97 on: October 08, 2014, 00:04 »
Then it appeared to be family guy.

I was reusing a rebuttal, but then....
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #98 on: October 08, 2014, 00:10 »
A meteor struck you down!

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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #99 on: October 08, 2014, 00:12 »
But you got mercury poisoning!

I was doing something completely pointless, but then...
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #100 on: October 08, 2014, 03:39 »
You were in Soviet Russia so something pointless did YOU!

I was trying to get my homework done, but then...
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #101 on: October 08, 2014, 05:32 »
… I appeared and forced you to have fun.

ShinyBlaziken was watching "Attack on Titan", but then a Titan appeared out of TV, but then…
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #102 on: October 08, 2014, 20:00 »
Its head emerged from the TV and fell on the floor and crashed the entire house down. Mikasa had killed it, its body had fallen out of the TV.

I was waiting for Saturday to watch the next dubbed episode of Attack on Titan, but then..
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #103 on: October 08, 2014, 20:36 »
… "Attack on Titan" was suspended; instead, a new season of "King of the Hill" was released.

I was selling propane and propane accessories, but then…
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Re: ...but then...
« Reply #104 on: October 08, 2014, 22:49 »
Your son who YOU tried to force to be EXACTLY like you in every pathetic way, stabs you to death with a barbecue tong because he finally snapped after you took away the ONE thing that made him his own person. He then sliced you up and cooked you on a grill. That's what you get for being so absorbed in yourself and not caring about letting your own son be his own identity! PS Peggy said at your funeral that she only stayed with you because of the boy you said "just ain't right."

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