Failed Instructions.

[MzLuluZombi]

1.  Start a new post.
2.  Think.
3.  Collect ALL THE MARBLES!
4.  ???
5.  Profit.

How does one go about describing the fabric of space and time to an infant?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Grab 2 blankets
2. Label one time and one space
3. Say to the infant "This is the fabrics of time and space."

How do you make a jigglypuff beat an empoleon?

[glash101]

1. Find a jigglypuff.
2. Turn Empoleon into an egg
3. Have jigglypuff use a beater to Beat it.

How do you make a burrito in 1 second?

[Meowstic Royalty]

1. Get burrito
2. Throw in box of fireworks
3. Light.
4. Run like hell.
5. Enjoy what is left.

How do I make KFB?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Stop making fun of blaziken
2. Drive to KFC and order a bucket of chicken
3. Eat it and hush up

How do you make bacon?

[Meowstic Royalty]

1. Catch Grumpig
2. Throw in oven.

How do I make lemonade?

[SirBlaziken]

(Yum, psychedelic bacon!)

1. Take lemons
2. Throw them away
3. Go to starbuck's and order coffee

How do you get jiggy with it?

[Delicious_Scout]

1. Go to a Golf Club.
2. Grab a Gof Club.
3. Destroy all the Grass Fields.
4. Roll over all the ruin and mayhem you caused.
5. Since now you have a green suit, go to the next Local Similar Disco (LSD).
6. Get on LSD.
7. Look for a Mirror Ball. Miror B. is acceptable.
8. Throw some water at it, and start dancing while taunting the object which you threw some water at.
9. NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
10. Ask for profits.


How do I love?

[Spriter]

1. NOBODY TO LOOOOOVE.

How do I find the end of the rainbow?

[Wolstenholme]

1. Go to Ireland.
2. Find Leprechauns.
3. Dress as Leprechaun.
4. Wait for Leprechauns to accept you as one of them.
5. Wait for rainbow.
6. Follow Leprechauns to end of rainbow, shout frequently about how happy you'll be when you find your Pot O' Gold.
7. Once at end of rainbow, show Leprechauns you are not a Leprechaun.
8. Slay Leprechauns and eat various body parts: liver, kidneys, hearts will do.
9. Take Pot O' Gold for yourself - dance around it in style similar to that of Leprechaun but with +maniacal laughter, -sanity.

How do I become a member of the #denchgang?

[the bread dragon]

1. you can't
2. theyll never let you be one of them
3. just give up.


how do I find all these singles living in my area I cant find them

[Spriter]

1. Open up the app store.
2. Use a dating site.
3. Find that dating site is inaccurate.
4. Go to a bar in some far-off state instead.

Instructions to find a new pen-pal?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Travel to a different country
2. Live in said country for a long time and learn the language.
3. Forget the language you know now.
4. Get arrested and thrown in jail.
5. Write to one of your current and then former friends and ask for money.

How do I tape a completely pointless and stupid music video for YouTube?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1.) Tape Justin Bieber concert.
2.) Post it on Viemo.

How to kill a mockingbird?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Make an awesome looking bow, complete with arrows
2. Learn to shoot it.
3. Attempt to shoot one but hit a hawk instead. :/

How do you do?