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Started by EagleEye101 : Impactz, March 07, 2012, 19:11

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Silverwing Bloodsplash

1. Steal someone else's table.

How do you catch a Latias? She keeps fleein' from me, and she makes me feel bad.
.-v-.

Hitmonchu

1. Get a box.
2. Get a stick.
3. Get a rope.
4. Tie the rope to the stick.
5. Set it up.
6. Cry when the Latias flies over the box.

ALL HAIL GOOMY

Silverwing Bloodsplash

1. Write a question

How do you break the 20th rule?
.-v-.

SirBlaziken

1. You're already doing it.

How do you sing like Michael Jackson?
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Hitmonchu

1. Go to michael jacksons grave
2. steal his vocal cords
3. ask a surgeon to put them into you

How do you make a smiley?

ALL HAIL GOOMY

SirBlaziken

1. Make a frowny
2.Nuke it!


How do you win a war?
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Silverwing Bloodsplash

1. Nukes

How do you catch a Mew?
.-v-.

Draghost999

1. Grab it.
2. Ball it up in your hand.
3. Pitch it.
4. Strike out the batter.
5. Have the umpire catch it.
6. Realize you should've been the umpire.

How do you make a banana split?

Branman21

1: catch a Meowth
2: cath a Riolu
3: say "hello! My name is [insert name here], I have a Meowth and a Riolu!"
4: prepare to sing 'you got a friend in me'
Voila! You are my friend!

How do you pay for a Pizza with no money?

Branman21

Ignore the last one, I messed up  >:( >:(

1: take a banana
2: take an axe
3: scare the crap outta the banana by quoting Shawshank

How do you buy a pizza with no money

SirBlaziken

1. You can't, pizza don't have money




How do you do the Harlem Shake?
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Hitmonchu

1. Marry a couple of wives.
2. Kill them and make a milkshake out of them
3. voila you have a Harem Shake!

How do you dream of worms?

ALL HAIL GOOMY

SirBlaziken

1. Dream of dirt
2. Toss in some worms

Voila!

How do you pass a standardized test?
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Draghost999

1. Pour a magic droplet on the test.
2. The test will come to life.
3. It'll grow huge.
4. It'll grow a mouth.
5. It'll grow ugly, scary fangs.
6. It'll grow large red bloodshot evil eyes.
7. It'll grow arms and legs.
8. The  test says, "Halt! You shall not pass!" It'll shove a hand in your face.
9. Brush it away.
10. Grab the test.
11. Rip it in half.
12. Throw it on the ground.
13. Business.
14. Walk past the torn test.

Voila! You've "passed" a standardized test!

SirBlaziken

How to write a question:

1. Think of a question
2. Attempt to write it
3. Get frustrated and destroy your computer

How do you score a goal?
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