Failed Instructions.

[quack98]

1. steal a pig
2. Put the pig on your shoulders
3. do Gangnam style

How do you steal the moon?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. take the moon and walk out the store with it hidden

How do I use a fax machine?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Don't use b fax machine.

SIMPLES

How do you stay up for 48 hours?

[sans the skeleton]

1. Pick it up.
2. Walk across the road.
3. Throw it into the ground, stamp on it's head, and hope for sweet sweet salvation from LORD ARCEUS.

How do you kill Draghost?

(Draghost, don't answer this. You little rebel.)

[quack98]

1. Pick up a gun
2. locate the barrel
3. point the barrel at Draghost
4. locate the trigger
5. work out how to use the trigger
6. use the trigger
7. use the trigger several more times
8. pull out a bazooka and repeat steps 2 through 7.

How do you jump off the Eiffel Tower without dying?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. Get a lawn ornament shaped like the Eiffel Tower.
2. Stand on it.
3. Jump

How to write a best selling novel

[quack98]

1. pick up a pen
2. write the following phrase: 'a best selling novel'

How do you eat a star?

[SirBlaziken]

1. fly to the sun
2. try to cut a piece off
3. die a fiery death

how to you beat up an infernape?

[quack98]

1. get a torchic
2. evolve it into Blaziken
3. Use high jump kick

1. get a magikarp
2. use splash

How do you do a backflip?

[SirBlaziken]

1. jump
2. roll up into a ball
3. yell "kamikaze!"
4. Land on your face

how do you go crazy

[quack98]

1. buy a newtons cradle
2. set it off
3. buy another
4. Set it off
5. Repeat steps 1-4 several thousand times
6. The noise should now make you go crazy

How do use a hammer?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Grab handle
2. Throw hammer in air above your head
3. Wake up in the hospital later due to concussion from falling hammer

how do you become famous

[quack98]

1. Pick up a gun
2. shoot someone

How do you become a trapeze artist?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Very carefully!

how do you not respond to someone's question?

[Hitmonchu]

How do you