Failed Instructions.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Right, Here's how it goes. Person 1 answers above post with failed instructions, then asks for instructions on something else. Person 2 does the same. Example:

How do you make a birthday cake for a nine year old?

1. Get some flour.
2. Leave it in the bag, and put it in the oven.
3. Take it out, and ask the nine year old into the room.
4. Put his face next to the bag, scream happy birthday and hit the Flour with a hammer.

How do you draw a picture of a donkey?

Rather simple really, here we go!

How can I change a Lightbulb?

[Legacy]

1. Remove the old lightbulb.
2. Put in the new lightbulb.
3. Get electrocuted because you forgot to turn the lightswitch off.

How do you feed a rabbit?

[lugia95]

1: Pull it out the cage.
2: Grab onto the top of it's head.
3: Force it's mouth open my pulling it's jaws apart.
4: Insert food into it's mouth.
5: Put a plaster on the bit marks on your hand.

How do you make a cup of tea?

[Legacy]

1. Put tealeaves into a bowl.
2. Put glue into the bowl.
3. Mould the mixture into a small cup-like shape
4. Mould a handle
5. With excess glue, stick the handle to the cup. Use excess tealeaf-glue mixture to cover any gaps.
6. Leave to dry for 24 hours. Voila! One cup of tea.

Note: It is advised NOT to drink from this cup of tea, and instead to use it as an ornament to make your room smell like tea.

How do you use a magnifying glass?

[Uncle Garnetto]

Get a drinking glass
2. Smash it on your or an unwilling passerbys head
3. Super glue you finger to the largest peice of the glass
Voila, a magnifying glass

How do I call someone on a mobile phone

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

1. Turn to face someone close to you
2. Catch their attention by clearing there throat.
3. Proceed and say 'Hi, On my mobile phone'

How do I wash a car?

[Uncle Garnetto]

1. Become god
2. Command it to rain cats and dogs
3 . use a cat as a sponge and a dog as a step
Voila. A clean car

How do I punch a peice of pie

[Spriter]

1. Punch a piece of pie.

How do I procrastinate?

[Uncle Garnetto]

1. Shoot the president/prime minister/ whatever you have wherever you are
2.Go to jail for a LONG time
3. Repeat steps one and two till you wish to stop

Actually, please do shoot david Cameron and nick clegg... Pleeese

How do I get rich quick?

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

1. Sell your house.
2. Then your car.
3. Then your soul to the devil.
You'll be the richest homeless in town!

How do I put my phone on charge?

[Deoxys2]

1. Put it in a glass of Pepsi for aprox 20 minutes.
2. Take it out.
3. Hang it out to dry on the washing line
You can now enjoy a nice charged phone.

How do you kill someone?

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

1. Teach them to swim
2. take them to a cliff
3. push them into the ocean
4. wonder why it didnt work.

how do you make a sandwhich

[Global Warming]

1. go into a dessert
2. realize its the wrong kind of desert and go to the right one
3. bring water
4. become really really really really really really really really really really really really really really good at making sandcastles
5. make a sandcastle
6. put a layer of sand bread on it
7. make another sandcastle
8. eat
9. sleep
10. cry

How do I get jiggy with it?

[OranBerrySandvich]

1. Take Jiggy
2. Take it
3. Step back slowly as they begin to murder each other

How do liiiive, without yooooou?

[Legacy]

1. Be alive with me
2. Remove me from the equation
3. Live without me

simples *squeak*

What have I gotta do to make you love me?~