PKMN.NET Site Jokes

[SirBlaziken]

Which user has the most phlegm?

lugia95

[Hitmonchu]

who is the scarediest member here
ShinyBlaze-chicken2000

[NTN]

When the mod Kay is trying to tell you something, what do you say?

'kay.


How much Qualot could a Swalot swallow if a Swalot could swallow Qualot?
A lot.

[SirBlaziken]

What is hitmonchu's favorite soda?

Bronyspriter

[Hitmonchu]

L L

What shop do Modmins get their shoes?

Firestrom (Don't get it? It's a parody of Nordstrom.)

[SirBlaziken]

Which modmin is most likely to be from the future?

Phil

(It was a show on disney)

[Hitmonchu]

What do you call a prehistoric member who has posted 150 times?
A T-Rex Fan!

[NTN]

What do you say to Joeno when he confronts a member breaking the rules?

"Why did you have to Jeruin the fun!"

(Joeno's name is Jeroen)

[SirBlaziken]

What pokemon is Psythor most like?

Scyther!

[Hitmonchu]

Which PKMN member lives in a petting zoo?
Dragoat! 

[SirBlaziken]

Good one!

Which modmon is most likely to be a ginger cat with nine lives?

Firestorm!

(Warriors series, the actual character is Firestar)

[Hitmonchu]

What's draghost's favorite food?
Draghetti and meatballs!

What's a modmin's favorite film?
Poke-monty python and the holy grail!

[SirBlaziken]

Which user is most likely to be a wizard from harry potter?

BronySpriter

[Hitmonchu]

Who's the smallest member?

TinyBlaziken2000! 

[NTN]

If Richard and Blaziken were a couch potato, what would you call him?

Richlard and Lazyken.