make fun of me

[Hitmonchu]

do just what the title says, be as heartless as you like.

[SirBlaziken]

You have terrible post ideas! This is asking for our friendly neighborhood troll to make another visit! (Like that?)

[Hitmonchu]

yes.

what am I going o do while you guys torment me

[quack98]

You didn't think of that, did you? Probably because you're a statistical moron. You're moronicness exceeds every human being on this planet. I suppose that, in is own way, is an acheivment. So well done!

(I don't know, maybe you could just retaliate at people or something?)

[Hitmonchu]

You. "Objection" is so unoriginal. In fact, Ace Attourney is nothing but a little kids I-wanna-be-a-lawyer-when-I-grow-up game. Pheonix Wright is nothing but a mass of pixels thought of by a random guy with just a wee bit more intelligence than you.

[quack98]

Ha! You think offending a game will offend me? You're insults are like a dandelion to titanium! You couldn't offend a cockroach! A least a cockroach has some utility in that it can survive nukes! What can you do? Type? Type pointless ramblings at that!

[Hitmonchu]

I gave you a quarter-million BronyPoints, and you're sitting here calling me a dandelion. You're nothing but a spoiled brat playing Ace Attourney in your mother's basement. And draghost is right: Green is gay.

[quack98]

You think calling my favourite colour gay will offend me? Have you thought of the possibility I may actually be gay? Of course you haven't! Your incompetence can't handle it!

[SirBlaziken]

Green isn't gay, but Robin is.

[Hitmonchu]

you're supposed to insult me, not the person above you, you forum-game leech.

[quack98]

Your game isn't understood by everyone, you utter failure!

(And Blaze, Robin being gay would be slightly hard, because there have been 6 robins over the different continuities... And most of them have had GFs)

[SirBlaziken]

Hey hitmonchu, I have one thing to say to you, TESCO'S!!!!

[Hitmonchu]

To Dick: Look who's talking. And he meant YOU, not Failure Junior. Your name fits you, though.

To Blazicario: well I have 1 word for you: KFC

[Wolstenholme]

Hey hitmonchu, I have one thing to say to you, TESCO'S!!!!

What's wrong with Tesco's?

[SirBlaziken]

Horse meat in burgers.

Hitmonchu, stop being a troll and watch my little pony or something, last question, have you ever stopped goats from crossing a bridge?