Glash's Super Awesome Non disaster Disaster game!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! You used an overused stupid Oh no!

We are stranded on a distant planet.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! You sank my battleship!

Mike Tyson is on a VERY bad acid trip....

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! Bella ended up with Edward! (I don't even like Twilight) 

We're are turned into birds and put in a cat carrier, with a cat in it.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! I'm allergic to cats!

Honey Boo Boo is destroying Kanto with a flamethrower....

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! Red has to pay for my bike!

We are being attacked by the three genies!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! I get NINE wishes and don't know what I want!

It's raining flesh eating acid!

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh no! I forgot to feed the hamster!

The Smiley's are attacking!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! The internet went down!

Your identity was stolen!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! The identity thief now has no life just like me!

The Care Bears are riding My Little Ponies and are taking over the world!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! They took my blaziken!
(rp time!) *I draw my sword, Hurricane, and charge into battle*

You are being attacked by me with my sword.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh no! I set the damn sword on fire!

The swords have been picked up by a tornado and are flying around stabbing people!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! One of them punctured my can of soda.

We have Ebola! (Look it up, it's nasty)

Edit: Ok, I had no idea this would happen in today's world. I knew nothing until it happened.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh no! I threw up over the medicine!

The air is suddenly poisonous.

[SirBlaziken]

(Your not supposed to make another disaster with the oh no, your suppose to make something completely random up. Like this: )

Oh no! I locked my keys in my car!

You are surrounded by ninjas

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh no! I didn't get mom that birthday gift she wanted!

Books have been hypnotised to jump at you and paper cut us all to death.