Glash's Super Awesome Non disaster Disaster game!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! She stole my doritos!


North Korea is shooting nukes at us.

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no, my microwave won't work!
We are the size of ants.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! My soccer game is at 4!

You have been severely injured in a car crash.

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no, I can't check PKMN! Actually a big disaster.

Groudons are real, and they live in our houses.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! They ate my little sister!

You are about to drown in endless water summoned from kyogre.

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no! I forgot to take a shower.
It turns out matches CAN box, and they want their revenge.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! I forgot my tin can!


You are dying of over used puns!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! This isn't very PUNNY!

The Smurfs are turning humans into bars of gold!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! My dog turned into silver!

I have aimed a gun at you.

[glash101]

Oh no! I think my brother told the radio station to lay the spongebob theme song over and over!

Joeno has his banhammer over us!
(Yo Modmins,Please Post and review this topic)

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! My Milky Way melted in my pocket.

Mario is throwing fireballs at me.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh no! I didn't complete my Diamond Nuzlocke Challenge!

All the music we play slowly kills us.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no, you bumped me back to start! (Cookies for whoever gets the reference)

Board games are coming alive to kill us.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh no! I didn't collect my $200 for passing "GO"!

Swag is becoming a disease and is being transmitted via internet!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! I didn't pay for internet!

Cars are eating us all!