Glash's Super Awesome Non disaster Disaster game!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! Wailord used Body Slam!

Cookie Monster kidnapped the President and is demanding $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99 worth of baked goods!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! I was bumped back to start!

Wailord used body slam

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Mojo Jojo is taking candy from babies....

[NTN]

Oh no! Captain Jigglypuff stretched the page!

Captain Jigglypuff stretches the page.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! I asked for my potatoes baked, not mashed!

We're in a fire tornado

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! They killed Kenny!

The Debbies have discovered a magical spell to turn everyone in the world to be exactly like them!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! Captain Jigglypuff is sadistic!

A giant sadistic Snorlax is out to enslave the human race.

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no! I forgot to bring money for a pizza!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

(To Blaziken's post)
Oh no! I have no Heavy Balls!

Kratos is enslaving humanity while riding on a dolphin that can spit flesh eating acid from its mouth and blowhole!

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no! My jacket zipper is stuck!

The power just went out worldwide, and nobody's refrigarators work.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! I can't draw a straight line!

TV's are in 5d, meaning, if a laser is fired at the tv, it comes out of the TV and is real, and can kill.

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no! I accidentally left my dinner on the table without finishing it!

You are trapped in a burning tent being dropped from an airplane.

[SirBlaziken]

No! I forgot to pay my parking ticket!

You are in a plane that's about to crash.

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no, I spilled my Coke!

You have dry gangrene on your face.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! The cake is a lie!

The cake is a lie