Make an awkward comment to the person above!

[quack98]

Hey!!! Did you know, You're marrying Chloe tomorrow?

[lugia95]

Dick, I'm moving out. I just can't handle living in the same house as you any more.

(I'm kidding of course.)

[quack98]

(I wouldn't blame you xD)

Nate, Amy asked me to ask you out for her...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Mommy? Why'd you stab Daddy with a spoon?

[Hitmonchu]

All hail the Overlord and Supreme Ruler of All time, Doggy Woggy!

[sans the skeleton]

did you know if you spell your name backwards it spells orange? haha you're gullible there's nothing here either

[deeply disturbed espurr]

did you know that we live in fear of the titans

[Wolstenholme]

Are you my Mummy?

[SirBlaziken]

Um.......


I'm actually an infernape fan.

[ShiraBliss]

I'm sorry, this just isn't working out. You're a fire-type, and I'm a water-type. We just don't mix, and I should have realized it sooner. I've tried to make this work, but you're just too out of control.

I'm taking our child, Scald, with me to my grandmother's house. I left the divorce papers on the kitchen counter.

[SirBlaziken]

Um.... Scald died years ago.

[Mr. Apple]

i am scald.

[SirBlaziken]

Luke

I am your father.

[Mr. Apple]

but my name isnt luke!! 

[SirBlaziken]

Apples do not really exist.