Let's count to 100,000,000 [continued!]

[lugia95]

17491. Hey, I can take perfectly good care of myself!

[quack98]

17492. You keep telling yourself that

[lugia95]

17493. Fine, it's nice to keep assuring myself of the truth.

[quack98]

17494. What about that time when you were supposed to be looking after me and you fell asleep on the sofa and I had to stay up till mum and dad got back to let them in?

[lugia95]

17495. I was tired, it had been a long day!

[SirBlaziken]

17496, Nate, would you like to borrow my sword?

[quack98]

17497. Wait. What's the sword for?

[lugia95]

17498. Eh, no thanks. Dick may be disobedient, but he's still more useful to me alive than he would be dead.

[quack98]

17499. Disobedient?!?!! I'm not your dog...

[lugia95]

14750. You know, this whole night I've been thinking "I think I'll go to bed at 2". And now the clocks have turned back, so that's another hour.

[quack98]

14751. I didn't even notice the clocks go back...

[lugia95]

17502. Well they did.

[quack98]

17503. I know that now... 

[lugia95]

17504. Just making sure.

[SirBlaziken]

17505, don't turn mine back till the third.