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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2014, 20:03 »
I once set my watch alarm to 5 in the morning, then put it under my brother's bed.

I still have marks from that fight. *Shudders*
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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2014, 21:05 »
I cooked some fish for a party and when the host told me it was bad (not knowing I cooked it) I blamed it on some old man standing by the door. I immediately left through the back door so no one could see me.


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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2014, 21:22 »
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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2014, 22:57 »
i put a mouse in my mam's bed last night and she flipped out and started screaming

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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2014, 00:22 »
speaking of alarms back when i was friends with someone who turned out to be an asshole, i set my alarm for midnight and it was on the radio to wake me up on radio 1 and all i heard were the creepiest screaming noises ever
might have been static but i remain convinced it was strange screaming.
never in all my life have i woken up so fast and launched myself two metres across my room to kill my alarm




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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2014, 05:38 »
Senpai daisuki!

Erm, it's not that type of confession is it?
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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2014, 01:10 »
I had a terrible come down Sunday =[

I smoke menthol cigarettes

Err that'll be all for now

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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2014, 22:45 »
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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2014, 22:53 »
christ i thought i was back in like 2005 for a second there

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comic books as if i would
be scared of burning in hell
while i was already there


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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2014, 23:02 »
mine's another food confession.

I got some Thornton's from my best friend for my Birthday and my Mum asked me for a piece and I said "I'm not opening them until Saturday." the truth was that I've eaten over half of them but I really didn't want her to know because I'd get some dumb speech about how selfish I am etc. etc. etc.

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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2014, 23:18 »
 I didn't go over and say hi.

 To be fair, I was jigging to the music and having a nice time.

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Re: The Confession Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2014, 23:56 »
today i confess to the father son and holy spirit that i farted and blamed it on someone else when it was in fact me