The weirdest story you've made/thought of

[The name master]

Basically what it says in the title.

My weirdest story is....

A latios is in Latias's cafe, intending to steal some whipped cream. He is disturbed by Nidorina. Latios claims to be latias (by saying "she" altered "her" appearance) Nidorina finds out he's lying, because he has a p*nis (capable of injecting sperm into his "victims") if there's one thing that Nidorina knows about Latias, then it's that she doesn't have one of those!

Nidorina attacks latios, and demands that he tells her who her is. Latios gets Nidorina off him and says that he is latios. Their whipped cream is perfect for testing condoms. He's a condom salesman. Nidorina briefly remembers when she was wearing a condom when mudkip put his.... Then shouts "NRVER MIND THAT! You're not going to get that whipped cream! I'm going to stop you from latios!" latios replies "I will paralyse you and take your brain!" Nidorina shouts back "get out, or I'll shoot!" latios shouts back "I'll shoot first!" Nidorina shouts "I'M WARNING YOU!" Latios replies "I'm warning YOU!" Nidorina yells "you'll die, latios!" latios yells "you'll die, Nidorina! Die now and die forever!"

Latias enters. She asks what Nidorina is still doing here. Everyone's gone home. Nidorina says that she's just showing her friend around the cafe. Latios says that his name is latios at the same time as Nidorina says it's William. Latios says that he's from southern island while Nidorina says that he's from easter island. Latias offers them a lift, but Nidorina refuses and says they'll tidy up. Latias leaves. She stops and says "oh! And one more thing, Nidorina! That's my brother!" Nidorina says that she knows. Latias does this



And leaves. Once Latias is gone, they continue what they were doing. Nidorina yells "I'M GOING TO GET YOU EVIL LATIOS!" Latios shouts "I will luster purge you into next Thursday!" Nidorina says that she's busy Thursday, but is free on Friday. Latios says he'll luster purge her into that day. They then pretend to fight and shoot at each other.

That's my weirdest story. What's yours?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 That's awfully... sexual...


The weirdest story that I've ever done was probably for my English GCSE and it was about some bloke entering an old decrepit house, sort of like the one in The Woman In Black and finding an old doll that was left on the stairs.

I probably botched it up in the exam but the entire thing was going to be cool. The guy probably found his great aunt's sister's doll. Nobody knows what happened to her sister since she just vanished. Probably would have drowned in the marshland near the back of the estate but because she was a cripple nobody expected it since she couldn't walk.

Would have been really cool tbh. Would throw some of that Cain and Abel stuff in there where the crippled sister was killed out of jealousy or something.

[The name master]

That's awfully... sexual...

I know..... Dirty mind going wild!

But at least someone's commented on my stories for once! Lol

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I am writing an alternate version of an episode of Avatar The Last Airbender where both a Predator and Xenomorph attack and Aang refuses to help because he is tired of always cleaning up the mess people made because of their stupidity. The aliens are taken directly from Mortal Kombat X and the Predator even uses Shinnok's Amulet

[The name master]

A doduo steals a Kangaskhan's baby. The enraged mother gives chase, but the doduo escapes. Mudkip is in bed, adamant that nothing can get him out of bed. Once he hears a mad Kangaskhan is attacking everyone, mudkip is straight out of bed.

The Kangaskhan is chasing people and throwing things. And wrecking them. Latias wonders why the Kangaskhan is so upset They see the doduo running off with the baby. She bets it has something to do with that. Latias, Nidorina and Skarmory chase the doduo while mudkip tries to calm the Kangaskhan down. Mudkip gets it's attention. The Kangaskhan thinks that it's found it's baby. Mudkip tries to get away, but is captured by the Kangaskhan.

The doduo makes it back to it's leader, a grimer. They get away. Latias, Nidorina and Skarmory see mudkip being taken away. The Kangaskhan tells mudkip that she'll take him home and never let another take him away again.

Latias, Nidorina and Skarmory walk around, looking for mudkip. Nidorina tells them that if they want maps, she has a cousin who can help. They buy a map. Through a picture of a Kangaskhan on the map they realise that the Kangaskhan didn't have a baby in it's pouch. They need to break into Grimer's Castle, get the Kangaskhan baby and trade it for mudkip.

Mudkip tries to tell the Kangaskhan that he's not her baby. The Kangaskhan doesn't listen. She thinks that he's become "grouchy" so puts him in bed for a nap.

They fly to the castle but get spotted. The find the baby. Grimer has been told about them. They all escape with the baby.

The Kangaskhan is asleep, so mudkip escapes (because he's hungry) he gets away, but the Kangaskhan wakes up. Latias, Nidorina and Skarmory arrive with the baby. Nidorina hugs mudkip, but tells her not to, he's had more hugs than he can handle. The Kangaskhan appears and asks what their doing with her "son" Nidorina tells her that she made a mistake. And shows her the baby. The Kangaskhan picks up mudkip and says "how dare you pretend to be my son!? You don't look anything like him!" he's drops mudkip points at Latias and says "but you look exactly like my husband!"

Latias says that she's gotta find that map salesman and buy a map to some place else. They all run away.