beautiful baby names

[The Shrub Dragon]

i thought it would be fun to come up with ridiculous 'baby names' through subversion etc of usual baby names


my first example is naming your child ted.  when people ask if it's short for edward, it's not.  it's not short for theodore, either - stop assuming.  it's short for technology engineering and design.


thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

How about as a name? Proves how lazy people are nowadays. Why waste time coming up with a name when you can use an emoji?

[Shaymin]

meg but it's short for meganium

[SirBlaziken]

Then here's the good old cutaway gag with Meg being Megaton and not Megan.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

How about *? It would be such a lovely name!