Create Imaginative Fake Cheats!

[iKod]

Emerald Cheat (note, needs GC, but dont do it!)
First, you need a team of:
Mewtwo
Pikachu
Pichu
Jigglypuff x 2 (One must be named Purin.)

After that, use an XD cassette with a team of:
Machoke x 3
Jynx x 3
And start a battle, once it says Trainer ____ wants to fight!, remove the XD cassette, and put on a SSBM Cassette with the event 37.
In your Gba, the Event will appear, Complete it, and a message will say:
Congratulations, you have beaten the event 37!
Now, when you use your gamecube, the event 37 can be played again without a need of a GCN-GBA cable, and you will obtain:
Articuno
Zapdos
Moltres
Entei
Suicune
Raikou
Lugia
Hooh In your box 15 which has been unlocked, all of them are level 50.

[The Hitcher™ - Because You're Worth It]

If you call your character Melvin Moo you will start the game with a Lv.Infinity Miltank as your starter. Use it to defeat the Elite 4 and you will be shot by Prof. Oak. He will take your money.

[Shiner]

LG/FR Fake Cheat:

Talk to yer mum 20 times and she will say "arent yer pokemon healed enough? i'll give you a million bucks if you just GO AWAY!"
and you get a million dolars.

[Shiner]

LG/FR:
get the bike voucher, give it to the Guard, and he'll say "forget about the tea, I just got me a free bike!" and run away so you can go through and you can use the Tea as a potion type thing that never runs out.

[Swebb69]

Go talk to the old lady at the pokemart and she will turn into ganadorf, talk to her again and she will flail her hands

[Shiner]

fr/lg:

talk to prof. oak 5 times and he'll say "GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" and give yu one million bucks.

[Spiro T. Agnew]

DrugPickle - Emerald and FRLG (takes two games to do, although it'll mostly take place in Emerald) Cheat

After you've beaten the Elite Four twenty times and have at least ten Level One Hundreds on both games, go to Viridian Forest in Kanto and catch a male Weedle. Name it DrugPickle. All of DrugPickle's stats will be 999. Then, go and catch a Slowpoke on the first floor of the Icefall Cave (ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CATCH IT) and name it Fastpoke. Fastpoke's Speed will be 1500, even if that's not possible. Then, Farfetch'd will be available in the wild on Route 5 by Surfing. Catch the Farfetch'd, which can walk on water, and name it Christ. Every battle that Christ gets into, Christ will have four different moves from the last. Then, beat the Elite Four with just DrugPickle, Fastpoke and Christ. As soon as you beat your rival, Lance, Agatha, Bruno and Lorelei will run in screaming "SILENCE, HIGHWAY MAGGOTS! NORTHWEST!"

You will be teleported to the first Sevii Island. Do the Sevii plot if you haven't already. Once you have the Ruby and Sapphire plates and everything, trade DrugPickle, Fastpoke and Christ to Emerald. (On Emerald, trade three Magikarp named 'YO MOMMA'.) Now, go catch a Skitty and name it 'ZombieOJ'. Its nature will be "HEY D00D LOLOLOL". Trade ZombieOJ to the lady with the Meowth in the Battle Frontier. Then, release DrugPickle, Fastpoke and Christ.

Go and beat the Elite Four with normal Pokémon, but the difference is that all members of the Elite Four will have something odd about them. Sidney is a lazy chain smoker, Phoebe is tiny and speaks in Engrish, Glacia is a schizophrenic creep who tries to tie you up as prisoner, Drake acts like a drill sergeant and screams every word, and you fight a drunk Steven in his room which has posters of various Pokémon girls and action figures. Once you beat them, you'll be taken home to see a news report about how a lady in the Battle Frontier got murdered by what seems to be a Skitty.

The Frontier Brains are confused by what has happened. Rex and Greta offer to travel with you and you agree. You are allowed to take three Pokémon with you on the journey while Greta can take two and Rex takes one. Descending into the pit, you eventually reach a point where it converges into four paths. The top path cannot be taken. If you take the left path, Rex will take the bottom path and Greta will take the right path. If you take the bottom path, Rex will take the left path and Greta will take the right path. If you take the right path, Rex will take the left path and Greta will take the bottom path.

The left path leads to Johto, where Fastpoke is terrorizing Goldenrod City. He is level 300 and has 1600 HP. The right path leads to Sinnoh, where Christ is terrorizing Jubilife City. The bottom path leads to Hoenn, where ZombieOJ terrorizes Lilycove City. Each one of you will have one of the Three God Pokémon when you meet up again. Finally, you gather your courage and take the top path.

The top path leads to smack dab in the middle of the Viridian Forest. A beam comes from offscreen and fries Rex and Greta. You take their gods so you will have six Pokémon - The three you chose when going into the pit, and the three gods of Fastpoke, Christ and ZombieOJ. A mysterious force will come down from the sky and give all your Pokémon tons of experience points and levels and EVs and crud, simultaneously, so they will all be level 999. Now you will take a maze path through the forest, which has increased in size and is shifting and twisting, making things very disorienting.

But you will eventually reach the center of the forest. Down from a massive tree will come The Chaos Weedle, DrugPickle, the god of insanity. He is level 1010 and his Poison Sting attack is much stronger than any other Weedle's, being a foot-thick ball of acid that comes at 120MPH. If you can catch him with a Pokéball, you will have tamed the beast.

Now you can travel to any of the four main regions using the deep Battle Frontier pit: Kanto, Johto, Hoenn or Sinnoh. Also, there are 207 new Pokémon from a distant region who have populated the four regions and you have new starter choices if you go to see each professor. Prof. Oak has Greenary, Flamekit and Tadpool. Prof. Elm has Minirou, Spiryte and Ponior. Prof. Birch has Virtulina and Ruchior. Prof. Rowan has Transmech. If you want to get two different starters on the same game, you have to try the 'hack in to box' cheat that someone else did. Not even trading will enable you to do this, as DrugPickle's influence has stopped the trading system. With the hacking cheat, though, which gives you access to 700 different boxes filled with an endless supply of shiny level one hundreds, who needs trading?


Sequel Cheat - The Circle of Perversion

About one week after you're done with the cheat above, weird old men will start appearing outside your house. Their Pokémon include a shiny Tangela, a shiny Lickilicky, a shiny Exeggcute, an odd shiny Hypno with his butt censored, and an odd blue Pichu. Fight exactly 100 of these creepy old men and the 100th will accidentally reveal that they're part of an evil team, "The Circle of Perversion", and their hidden base is behind Bill's mansion. So go to Kanto via the Battle Frontier Pit and talk to Bill 350 times. He will get impatient and battle you with his Eeveelutions, but you will own him with your high leveled Pokémon. The hidden base is in the middle of Bill's Garden (The place where the elusive Pikablu was thought to be; but actually Bill's Garden is full of wild Pokémon including shiny Tangela, shiny Lickilicky, shiny Exeggcute, shiny Torkoal, shiny censored Hypno and blue Pichu.

Ascend the tower, which is 20 floors and full of puzzles (On the 15th floor, a random Japanese guy named Soara fights you with a Wynaut, a Gardevoir, a Typhlosion, a Cacturne and a Munchlax... the computer on the 14th floor, however, should be used to extract Virtulina. Virtulina will get ENRAGED and become a ninja who will defeat all of them. That, the Vengeful Virtulina cheat, is a mini cheat in itself. Also, if you name a female Mudkip 'Borealis' and raise it into a level 100 Swampert, it will similarly get enraged at another kid on the 10th floor who has a Swampert). At the top is Jigglypuff in a cage, a creepy kid dressed in blue, turned away from you and looking at a computer screen. Upon pressing A at the computer, he turns around and looks rather familiar. He leaps at you.

His battle theme is the instrumental version of a song that begins with "If you're down on your luck". Don't ask. But anyway, his Pokémon are:

Blue Yoshi (No one knows why, but he has a blue Yoshi), level 1000
Shiny Tangrowth, level 1000
Shiny Torkoal, level 1000
Shiny Lickilicky, level 1000
Censored Hypno, level 1000
And his ultimate Pokémon, a blue Pikachu which he named "Pikablu", level 1500. He can only be matched by DrugPickle.

If you beat him, he'll say "No... I... wanted you... to... be... my... f.......... p........."

He will give you 999,999,999 dollars, which became possible ever since you tamed the DrugPickle beast. With this amount of money, you can buy the two greatest items in the game, but you can buy only one of the two. Green Tea or Pizza. The choice is yours.

[magnemiteslairking (or Milk for short!)]

Collaseum
Catch and purify all the pokemon and trade for absolutely pokemon you can get with Sapphire ONLY (trade using only Magikarps, this will come in handy with the next cheat!) and beat: Realgam Tower, Mt. Battle, Miror B., Mirakle B., Lady Venus, Prof. Ein, Dakim, Deep King Agnol, Under Collaseum, Phenac Collaseum and Deep Collaseum. Clear everything else possible. You can now access the following: Pokemon HQ, Rock of the Regis, New Phenac Sidequest (Like with New Mauville, except in 3D) and Mt. Moomoomilkmon. Dive into a vat of milk @ Mt. Moomoomilkmon, and you will pop out of the Regi's Rock. They fling you to Pkmn HQ, and Jovi throws you into a scanner. You get teleported to New Phenac. You come out (Into Pyrite Town). Wattson appears. He says "HIDE!!!!!". Space Junk is falling everywhere. Where you go decides the outcome. Windmill: The gears spin really fast and everyone gets sucked in and dies. (Ever wondered how there got to be blood on the floor in there in XD?) Hotel: The space junk disappears. Instead, you are whisked away in a tornado. You die. ONBS of the future building: It collapses. Anywhere else: You die. Try to leave: Space junk congregates to block your way. Nothing: You are hit, but wake up five years later with Nurse Joy snogging the XD hero. She says "Oh, you're alive. I was gonna throw you out today!" You find you are a mouldy loaf of bread in a now-empty kitchen. You wake up. It happens all over again. You wake up. It happens all over again. ETC!!!
Sapphire
With all these Magikarps, you learn to speak Magikarp. All the water in Hoenn dries up. Go into the secret cave behind the waterfall west of Fallabor Town. If you talk to anyone, they just say "Mmm...glub glub...pony goats drink booze...". In the cave, you use the Magikarps to bounce up the dried out cave. You can find infinite Shell Bells here. If you make it to the top, you're in those trees you see if you had used waterfall on the waterfall at the start. It is called Fallaridge Forest. You see a bunch of Legendary Pokemon shrines. If you check any of them, they just say "Mmm...glub, glub...I want my cow cow toy thingy back, Mummy/Daddy!!!" Go to the far end of the wood and you drop into the hot spring in Lavaridge. The Town is deserted! You press A in the water. Box says: Mmm, water cosy. Me dive now! You go underwater into a dry cave. Walk to the sandy area and you can catch Scorpisiingno, the pokemon that nipped the man's bum before this whole ordeal. Catch it or lose it, and a large cry is heard, as you see a cow statue arise in Fallaridge Forest. The cry is "I am the Eggman, These are the Eggmen, I am your ultimate cowcow, coo ca-chew!!! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!" The gameboy goes boom, but if it is a ds, you see the cow blow up and you get electricuted. If you run away, the bolt of electricity chases you.



I CAN BREATHE AGAIN! WHEW!!! LOOOOOOOOONG CHEATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spiro T. Agnew]

Get dismembered by VWS Pokemon Cheat (Fire Red):

When you start your game, call yourself Slimjim. Play the entire game. Now, go to Five Island. Put a Fire Pokemon in the first spot and talk to the first old man you see. Talk to him 100 times and he'll ask for a battle. His Pokemon is a grey cat named Happycat. Use a fire attack on Happycat and burn it. The battle will be over. You will be forced to watch as Happycat, which is now a Flamekit, starts to ferociously attack you. Then, a Greenary will appear and join in. And then a Tadpool. Then a Minirou, then a Ponior, then a Spiryte, then a Ruchior, then a Buchhi, then a Virtulina, then a Trasnmech, and a gazillion others. You will watch in horror as they dismember you and cause blood stains to appear on the screen. Finally, they will drag off your body. Game over.

[magnemiteslairking (or Milk for short!)]

R/S/E
Access new Region!!!

Catch a Deoxys and name it Asteroid.
Catch a Jirachi and name it Steroid.
Catch a Lunatone and name it A.
Catch a Solrock and it will say: "Stop giving us stupid names! I'll call Bob..!"
Do not name it. The Solrock says: "Thanks. I have a gift for you..."
It throws you into Zelda: Majora's Mask. Or in this case, the Termina Region. You are allowed to start from Ikana Canyon if you want to.

Do all this except name Dittos instead and one will become a Solrock and chuck you to Hyrule!
Clear both and you get returned to Hoenn with all eight pokemon available to hold at once. You get some items! Ocarina of Time, Deku Pipes, Goron Drums, Zora Guitar, Fierce Deity's Mask. You can use them whenever.Ooh yeah baby!










(Pkmn.net secret: As I demonstated, you can make smilies liek glow!!!)

[magnemiteslairking (or Milk for short!)]

If you beat him, he'll say "No... I... wanted you... to... be... my... f.......... p........."

Friendly question:
Can you repeat just that part fully? "No I wanted you to be my...favourite pork?"

[kendall!]

That would require using profanity. Which obviously isn't allowed. =D

[The Hitcher™ - Because You're Worth It]

On GSC:

First of get the following party in this order.

Qwilfish Lv.22
Xatu Lv.29
Donphan Lv.26
Gligar Lv.43
Skarmory Lv.39
Lapras Lv.88

Next go to the Ruins of Alph (the part where you can find Natu and Smeargle). Go into the grass and a wild Unown will appear. Make Qwilfish use Minimize. The Unown will say,
"Fffffffff...... Ilex.......... Psssssstt....... Shrine................. Ji-ji-j-j-j-jiii............. The terror. Mffff........".
It will then faint. Fly on Skarmory to Azalea Town. Kurt and Bugsy will be stood outside the Slowpoke Well, along with some Slowbro and Slowking. Talk to Kurt. He will say,
"This is horribly, horribly wrong! I was just studying a Pokéball in the Forest and suddenly it floated out of my hand and into the Shrine!".
Then Bugsy will say,
"And then, for some reason, a whole bunch of Shellder appeared out of nowhere, and started clamping onto the Slowpoke! Meet me and Kurt in Ilex Forest. Maybe we can figure out what's going on.......".
Go to Ilex Forest. Bugsy and Kurt will be beside the Shrine. Kurt will say,
"Look! That's the GS Ball I was studying there in the Shrine!"
Press A on the Shrine and you will obtain the GS. Ball Celebi will come out of a big portal and battle you. It is Lv.30. Use the GS Ball and you will capture it.

YEAH

[magnemiteslairking (or Milk for short!)]

XD:
Completely clear game first. Then catch a Swinub, purify it, and name it Bun, or Boozeymoosey. Evolve it to a Piloswine.

Name: Bun
Go to Kaminko's Manor and you will see that the Robo Kyogre is on the fountain. Jovi appears and says to the robot: "Stop shouting! I want a drink! Come down now you flea!!!" It will. She turns to you and says "Kamelko chigan flagen milken moomoomoo." Yes or No? You choose
YES!
She says: "I LOVE MY MILKY!!!" and you will battle her in Robo Kyogre and Chobin in the Groudon Robo. Beat their butts, and in Jovi's diary in the basement of the mansion, there will be things you can do.
1: Big brother can get a Miltank holding an Amulet Coin if he pesters Jovi's friend's mummy! (ACRI)
2: Daddy says that (name) can get to Sinnoh! Just ask him about 10,000 times.
3: Oh. Big brother beat Jovi to finding the secret room in PKMNHQ!!! Me pity all who read this. (name received infinite Master Balls and infinite Jovi Balls which catch without fail and instantly purify. Also used for snagging any pokemon.)
4: Chobin comes cheap poopoo. (Received POOPOO GENIE! Grants you infinite wishes!)
5: JOVI'S MEGA SECRET!!!!!! Jovi snogged a Sentret today!!

NO
Jovi and Chobin scream "Mummy!!! Cowcow time you pigpig!!! We want your WEEWEE GENIE for (name)! POOMUMMY!!!"

Name: Boozeymoosey
Jovi appears, blinks, and you scream "POOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Jovi: "Ah."
Together: "It's time for lapdancing lessons!"
Transfer Boozeymoosey to Sapphire or Ruby and you get to watch JYNX VS JOVI: LAPDANCING SHOWDOWN on any TV in Hoenn! Also, on the GC in your house, you get to play the minigames from Pokemon Stadium and Pokemon Stadium 2, including the Gymleader Castle, with your pokemon team, and all of the Elite Fours, all the champions and every trainer in existants comes when you beat both castles for the MEGACASTLE CHALLENGE. And who's the big cheese @ this establishment? It's your mum! With Boozeymoosey!

[magnemiteslairking (or Milk for short!)]

Pokerus in R/S/E

Beat Elite Four 50 times, and all of your pokemon must be Gyarados or Magikarp holding a Rare Candy. On the 50th time, the Elite Four will be a lot different...
Elite No.1 is a 'gangsta' as he calls it. Instead of pokemon, you must defeat him six times to proceed. His attacks are: Bling Throw "Always does 102 damage." STUPID type. Failure means you are thrown back to Littleroot
Elite No.2 has a huge sweet tooth and steals all your Rare Candies. She must take 50 if you don't want to be thrown into Kanto. No battle here.
Elite No.3 speaks in text speak. The battle is as normal. Fail to beat: Thrown to Johto
Elite No.4 has become a baby. Battle as normal, cries when lost, thrown to Sinnoh if you lose.
The Champion, well, you discover he has died. You see a cinematic of his funeral. All of your pokemon run up to the coffin and snort his ashes along with some cannabis, and voila, your team has the Pokerus!!!