You're banned!

[bull shark]

You're banned because I just let out an annoyed sigh.

[Green_Huntail]

You are banned because annoyed sighs annoy me.

[Sherrin The Buizel]

youre banned because im typing with one hand D;

[Nyumi-chan]

You're banned for not watching Homestar Runner.

[OpalRhea]

You're banned because I deify the laws of physics...

[Spiro T. Agnew]

You're banned because you defy the laws of physics.

[master1]

You're banned on suspiscion of being the Numa Numa guy.

[Hollyoaks,espeon]

you're banned cause I missed Hollyoaks today.

[pikakitty]

You're banned for the following reason:

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.

[Webby]

You're banned because MSN has multiplied.

[Tomdra]

You're banned because MSN bores and annoys me.

[laironlover77]

You're banned because I'm indifferent about it.

[master1]

You're banned because MSN doesn't exist anymore. Instead it's been replaced by Window Live Messenger a toilet that only works on Windows Vista Bill Gates' butt.

[laironlover77]

You're banned because that was beautifully put.

[Simirror]

You are banned. On your way out, close the tunnel.