You're banned!

[master1]

You're banned for calling my a liar! And a doo-doo head! I'm telling!

[PokeSurfer]

You're baned for not adopting a Pocket Zigzagoon!

[master1]

You're banned because I have a Dino-Zigpuppy instead. 

[Deoxys2]

You're banned because I don't.

[Spook]

Your banned for having 2 bidoofs.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because I got 2 Bidoofs!

[master1]

You're banned because I have to go to the bathroom.


... And have a bath.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because....

You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

(Who wants to see a pokemon version of The Weakest Link on PKMN.NET?)

[master1]

You're banned because that would suck.

[Revolver]

You're banned cuzz red text looks like it can be a link to something.
*clicks* "You're banned because it ain't Easter yet. =P" *click*

..aww it ain't no link xP

You're banned because it's crimson.
I was getting tired of freakin teal.

@ PKMN Trainer Richie, You're banned because I just had breakfast : D

[Deoxys2]

You're banned because you're clearly in a different Timezone to me - as it's 15:00 over here!

[Spook]

Your banned because I'm lonely.... ((Joking...About the lonely part, Your still banned))

[Apprentice]

You're banned because Shameless dropped the worst possible bomb of saying she had breakfast.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because I want a Shiny Azelf but I don't have the patience to soft-reset 1,000 or so times.

[Revolver]

You're banned because it's almost 10 AM over here. I live in the Central Time Zone in the US.
I woke up like an hour ago.
Postsnipeedd
Aprrentice, you're banned because I had breakfast =]
Postsnippeddd... Again.
Pokesurfer, You're banned because I suck at chaining.