You're banned!

[kerri-anne]

Hairmutt: Your banned because you didn't ban Richie did you?

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

You're banned because Bob l'éponge said so.

[Shadow Lykan™]

Your banned because i spilt strawberry yop on my floor and i blame you.

[master1]

You're banned for breathing too loudly.

[+anima: Cooro]

your banned for not breathing..
*nudges corspe*

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned for nudging. *Nudges EEVEE DANJO*

[master1]

You're banned for not keeping me breathing. What the hell kinda trainer are you? XD

[Webby]

You're banned for exacting revenge upon the poor people who ate the cheese of magic upon the mountain of moon goats. Shame on you.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because I am a very random person. VERY random.

[master1]

You're banned because I can be random. Random. I can do random. I can be very random. I'm really random, you know. "I can be very random?" Yes. Yes, I can be very banana.

FOR I AM BANANA MAN, LORD OF ALL FRUITS! THE VEGITABLE SHALL NOT PREVAIL!
FRUIT UP! *scifi noises* *splot*

[PokeSurfer]

Well let me tell you:

This is the 'How to watch video guides' video guide. This video guide will teach you how to watch video guides. To begin, sit down. To do this, watch the 'How to sit down' video guide. Then, insert the video guide into the DVD player. To do this, watch the 'How to insert video guides into your DVD player' video guide. Then press play on your DVD player. To do this, watch the 'How to press play on your DVD player' video guide. When you are done, sit back down again. As a reminder, watch the 'How to sit down' video guide. Now, wait for the DVD to load. To do this, watch the 'How to wait for DVDs to load' video guide. When the DVD is loaded, use your remote to select 'play' from the main menu. To do this, watch the 'How to use your DVD remote to select 'play' from your DVD video guide's main menu screen' video guide. Now sit back, relax, and watch the video guide. To do this, watch the 'How to watch video guides' video guide. Congratulations! You are now in debt.

You're banned for being in debt!

[Shadow Lykan™]

Your banned for going through all that.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Your banned for calling Edward gay in school

[bull shark]

You're banned because I don't really care for Twilight.

[Chardan]

Your banned because you don't love me enough.