You're banned!

[NTN]

Banned for banning someone you've never banned before.

[Mr. Apple]

banned for using banned 3 times in that sentence!

[NTN]

Banned because I used banned twice and banning once.

The past participle of ban.

The present participle of ban.

[Wolstenholme]

Banned for using sentences that remind me of the courses I am taking at 6th Form...

[NTN]

Banned because they're not sentences.

[Wolstenholme]

Banned because I used the word sentences in place of a word that I couldn't think of at that moment... it happens a lot.

[NTN]

Well, whatever it is, it got you banned, didn't it?

The court rules you as banned. You have been sentenced to a life of cleaning my toilets. In the toilets you will find a brown substance containing little pieces of Espurr's flesh. I eat these Espurr for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They're my favorite meal.

[Meowstic Royalty]

You're banned because YOU KILLED CATS YOU MONSTER.

[Mr. Apple]

banned for posting after draghost because i wanted to ban him for being picky about past/present tenses

[NTN]

You aw banned.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

You're not banned because I can't bring myself to ban anyone because everyone is cool <3

[Wolstenholme]

You're banned for not banning people - off topic posts should be eradicated!!!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

You're banned for making an off-topic comment about off-topic comment,

The topic is "you're banned". Whether or not someone inserts a negative in their is irrelevant.

[NTN]

Incorrect: You are banned.

Correct (for you Brits): You aw banned.

[Mr. Apple]

You're banned for making an off-topic comment about off-topic comment,

The topic is "you're banned". Whether or not someone inserts a negative in their is irrelevant.

its not off topic, she still banned you, which is the topic!
youre banned for saying you aw banned twice!